Spurs Drinking Game...

[jimtheyid]

I will add "Commentator questions how long Spurs can keep hold of Bale"

Can you think of any more?

 

[CJMurray]

Even if it was only number 1, i'd be smashed by half time.

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

9. Drink if Ade or Defoe scores.

Im tea total, and expect to remain that way.

 

[Flightrisker]

Ekotto does a fakey shot pretending to clear it and instead cuts in.

 

[chrissivad]

Ade or Defoe off side
Ade with a shot (double if its on target)
Defoe's shot straight at the keeper
Every time a commentator gets a players name wrong, or just wrong player
Each time we hit the wall at a FK
Each time we hit the first man at a corner

 

[sherbornespurs]

When MotD/5Live/Talkshite et al say. "And this annual slide will surely turn Spurs' fans to drink"

 

[ClintEastwould]

Every time dembele shifts to the left

Every time Parker busts a gut running into the opposition half only to run into a crowd of players and either pass 2 yards sideways or lose possession

Everytime walker does the same

Everytime walker tries to play that pass inside the FB/CB for Lennon and massively over hits it

Everytime ade looks like he can't be arsed

Everytime Gallas points and blames someone when it's really his fault

Everytime Defoe has an open goal with his left foot but chooses to shift to the right and blasts it at the keeper or defender

Everytime Dempsey falls over

Everytime Gallas scuffs a clearance that lands straight into an opposition player

I could go on for days....

 

[whitelightwhiteheat]

When we lose........ just down the whole fucking bottle!

 

[Mr Pink]

I don't need a game, I've been hammered two Sunday's running now!!!

 

[mattyspurs]

I was still Ill yesterday and couldn't even get hammered with RV and SK. So I wasn't on form just like Spurs :-(

 

[jimtheyid]

I was still Ill yesterday and couldn't even get hammered with RV and SK. So I wasn't on form just like Spurs :-(

If only Ghaly was still here :-(

 

[AngerManagement]

Drink a shot everytime our highline gets exposed by a simple through ball and run by opposing striker

2 shots if the keeper fails to come off his line to sweep up (will make Europa matches more enjoyable)

 

[stormfly]

If you want to stay sobor:

Everytime we get a penalty
Everytime Defoe passes
Everytime our strikers score
Everytime Huddlestone or Parker scores
Everytime we keep a clean sheet

 

[CosmicHotspur]

So many occasions to bring this smiley out.

 

[spurs_girl_tasha]

Just do centurion during the game. That would make it much better.

 

[idontgetit]

99. Every time Dembele takes another touch instead of picking an easy through ball
100. Every time we pass the ball back to the keeper when under no pressure
101. Every time, when defending a slender lead, we stupidly give away possession because no one will make themselves available for a free kick/throw in.

 

[theShiznit]

Just on number 1 you're having your stomach pumped.

It's almost as if Parker's playing a drinking game (that one where you run around the stick)

 

[idontgetit]

Ekotto does a fakey shot pretending to clear it and instead cuts in.

I can't believe that no wingers have picked up on this yet

 

[Grey Fox]

In A&E before I get to number 2, but its nice you give us a break and a chance to get sober again with number 5

 

[Spurger King]

I consider supporting Spurs a giant drinking game in itself.