Spurs mischief ideas (just for fun...)

[tommo84]

Hi all.

My work sends me all over the place and usually I end up staying in some 2 star hotel near Kings Lynn. However, for the next 2 weeks I shall be staying at the Milennium and Copthorne hotel at Stamford Bridge (aka the Chelsea FC hotel). I shall be staying in one room, while my colleague (an attractive female arsenal fan) will, sadly, be in her own room. But as a Spurs fan I was wondering if any of you can suggest ways for me to, ahem, leave a Spurs mark on the place...?:wink: Please keep in mind that I mustn't be outdone by the Gooner in this instance so creativity could be key.

So far my only idea is to steam up the bathroom mirror and write 'Yid Army' on it so that the next guest is greeted by my words and lilywhite sentiments when they take a shower. :hump:

Any better ideas?

 

[EastLondonYid]

Hi all.

My work sends me all over the place and usually I end up staying in some 2 star hotel near Kings Lynn. However, for the next 2 weeks I shall be staying at the Milennium and Copthorne hotel at Stamford Bridge (aka the Chelsea FC hotel). I shall be staying in one room, while my colleague (an attractive female arsenal fan) will, sadly, be in her own room. But as a Spurs fan I was wondering if any of you can suggest ways for me to, ahem, leave a Spurs mark on the place...?:wink: Please keep in mind that I mustn't be outdone by the Gooner in this instance so creativity could be key.

So far my only idea is to steam up the bathroom mirror and write 'Yid Army' on it so that the next guest is greeted by my words and lilywhite sentiments when they take a shower. :hump:

Any better ideas?

how about getting it on with the gooner bird....:wink:

 

[tommo84]

how about getting it on with the gooner bird....:wink:

Her fella's pretty hard - was in the army and is now a copper.

But as he's the reason why she's a Gooner that will always be the dream...

 

[riggi]

He's a copper so wont do shit or he'll go rodney king on yo ass.

I would contact RickyVilla, thats his manor.

 

[Lilbaz]

Used to fill condoms with white shower gel and leave them ballancing on closet doors. Then when people opened them they would get a surprise.

 

[Lilbaz]

A pint of maggots also go a really long way.

 

[Lilbaz]

Have a shit in the cistern of the toilet, the cleaners will go frantic but will be unable to get rid of the smell.

 

[ohh_when_the_spurs]

Hi all.

My work sends me all over the place and usually I end up staying in some 2 star hotel near Kings Lynn. However, for the next 2 weeks I shall be staying at the Milennium and Copthorne hotel at Stamford Bridge (aka the Chelsea FC hotel). I shall be staying in one room, while my colleague (an attractive female arsenal fan) will, sadly, be in her own room. But as a Spurs fan I was wondering if any of you can suggest ways for me to, ahem, leave a Spurs mark on the place...?:wink: Please keep in mind that I mustn't be outdone by the Gooner in this instance so creativity could be key.

So far my only idea is to steam up the bathroom mirror and write 'Yid Army' on it so that the next guest is greeted by my words and lilywhite sentiments when they take a shower. :hump:

Any better ideas?

Wow steady on you rebel :grin:

 

[Locotoro]

hahaha shit in the cistern hahahaha

 

[tommo84]

Wow steady on you rebel :grin:

I'm an accountant - by our standards thats tv out the window/rolls royce in a swimming pool type stuff!

 

[GeneralBurk]

Did all these when I left a flat share with a complete dickhead I lived with many years, namely watering all the house plants with milk causes an almighty stink when the milk goes off and the only answer is to get rid of the plants. Once you have identified where the smell came from. Tuck prawns into the curtains turn up. The only other one was to clean the toilet with the blokes toothbrush but that doesn't really apply here.

The guy I lived with was a complete cock knocker.

 

[Son_Of]

get someone she she doesn't know to phone her hotel room at night and play chas'n'dave down the phone

 

[sherbornespurs]

The mischief;
Insist on a room overlooking The Bridge and secure the biggest 'Yid Army' flag you can find two feet below the bedroom window-it'll be days before anyone can be arsed to take it down.

The work colleague;
Rohypnol - The freely available 'love drug'.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

hahaha shit in the cistern hahahaha

the upper decker - a true classic :up:

 

[spurdownunder]

Just burn down stamford bridge.

 

[riggi]

Just burn down stamford bridge.

Subtle yet effective. I think we have a winner.

 

[EastLondonYid]

]I'm an accountant[/b] - by our standards thats tv out the window/rolls royce in a swimming pool type stuff!

let it go fella....order room service..get some sandwiches and a cup of tea, put your feet up and watch newsnight, whilst re-doing the books. ....or if your in that crazy mood.......

switch on to the porn channel.

 

[dickyid]

Behind the ice machine in the back room at the Shed Bar, there's some pro-Spurs graffiti, courtesy of me in about 1999 (I worked in the bar there as a uni summer job).

Under the carpet in the Gunner pub in Highbury is "F*CK ARSENAL" courtesy of my brother, who was doing a pub refit in there about 5 years ago.

 

[spurdownunder]

Subtle yet effective. I think we have a winner.

I'm an accountant too. As you can see I like to err on the side of caution.
Fuck the gooner on the bridge's ashes.

 

[Gassin's finest]

A story I'm told from before I joined my current employer was that they had a christmas party at stamford bridge one year, and one of the senior exec types, who's a yid, snuck out to the stands and had a slash on the pitch.

I elect you try and curl one out on Ancelotti's matchday chair...