What is up with our batting?
I blame Samit Patel. ****.
From David in South Wales: "Picked up by Ambulance transport and missed final wickets. All gowned up awaiting knee op. Well done England, hope for a good start whilst under knife!"
@0902From a surgeon, South Wales, on 81111: "Re 0816: Going to miss today's cricket because I have do a patient's knee op."
and just now @0933An anaesthetist, South Wales, TMS inbox: "Re 0816: Going to put a TV screen next to the patient monitors whilst we do a patient's knee op."
:rofl:Coroner, South Wales, TMS inbox: "I've got a nasty feeling I'm going to miss the cricket today due to a bodged knee op resulting in the death of a patient."
This is all set up for a Monty super innings....i.e an accidental swipe for 4 and then out.