tttcowan
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- Aug 12, 2005
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So. Who's you're top crack head for the season? Obviously completely hypothetically speaking. Who's done the best crack in the most subtle way? My votes are,
1. Robert Huth - I specifically like the way he's gone completely under the radar whilst previously being depicted as a used to, coulda, shoulda ,woulda been, character but has managed to put in the best season of his career simply by running more than he ever he has ever done at the tender age of 31. Nice knees Huth. Nice knees. I guess it's just genetics.
2. Jamie Vardy - Who's having a party. Bringing vodka, charlie probably some EPO and a cheeky bit of human growth hormone? Jamie Vardy! Excellent work pal, as subtle as drug dealer in an icecream outside some school gates.
3. EPO - What's most impressive is how you let people take 2 days off a week, they turn up on Saturday, win, and even better nobody even knows they've eaten you. Special mention to cornflakes and just how tasty they are so you can chill with that shit in the milk n ting. At least you get a shout on Squawka otherwise under the radar just like you prefer to be.
If we buy Mahrez and he burns out by Christmas once he's off the sweet sweet juice I'll be furious. 3.5 days a week training. And running like that. Give me a break.
1. Robert Huth - I specifically like the way he's gone completely under the radar whilst previously being depicted as a used to, coulda, shoulda ,woulda been, character but has managed to put in the best season of his career simply by running more than he ever he has ever done at the tender age of 31. Nice knees Huth. Nice knees. I guess it's just genetics.
2. Jamie Vardy - Who's having a party. Bringing vodka, charlie probably some EPO and a cheeky bit of human growth hormone? Jamie Vardy! Excellent work pal, as subtle as drug dealer in an icecream outside some school gates.
3. EPO - What's most impressive is how you let people take 2 days off a week, they turn up on Saturday, win, and even better nobody even knows they've eaten you. Special mention to cornflakes and just how tasty they are so you can chill with that shit in the milk n ting. At least you get a shout on Squawka otherwise under the radar just like you prefer to be.
If we buy Mahrez and he burns out by Christmas once he's off the sweet sweet juice I'll be furious. 3.5 days a week training. And running like that. Give me a break.
