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Tottenham vs Chelsea: Match Thread

shelfmonkey

Weird is different, different is interesting.
Mar 21, 2007
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F*****G COME ON YOU MIGHTY F*****G SPURS!!! LET'S SMASH THESE SCUMMY F*****G ***** INTO OBLIVION!!!
COME OOOOOOOOONNN!! LET'S 'AVE IT!!!!!!
 

Monkey Bastard Hands

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Jul 18, 2010
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I haven't been this excited for a game since last Sunday. Best time to be playing these ballbags, let's hope they're just as unorganised on the pitch as they are off it.
 

slartibartfast

Grunge baby forever
Oct 21, 2012
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I think this is the ideal time for them to play us. It might be what they need to pull them together. Hope not but this wont be easy by any stretch (now make look an ass and win 4.0 please).
 

SUIYHA

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I will be amazed if we win. We never take the chance to kick Chelsea when they're down. We hardly ever beat them and whenever we do it always seems to be a bit of a shock when they're flying high and we bring them down to earth. Whenever we're rated as favourites we get results like the 5-1 or 4-2 FA Cup semis.

A win would be so so perfect, putting a six point gap between us, leaving them bottom of the league and going into meltdown with the knives in the media coming out for them. That club seems to exist for no reason other than to troll us so nothing would give me more pleasure than to smash them to pieces. It would send a big statement out to the rest of the league that the Wembley thing is not a thing and that we're going to compete for the title.

Our record in the big games is getting better but I still think we're likely to drop points today. I REALLY hope it's not all three. At least it looks like it's sunny so that long walk back to Wembley Park station might not be so depressing this time if we've lost again.
 

doctor stefan Freud

the tired tread of sad biology
Sep 2, 2013
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I'm so excited, this will be my first match in quite a while and it's the first time I'm going alone. Hopefully today is when we prove there is no curse!
Normally I'm profoundly doubtful about facing Chelsea but I think we're getting them at the right time; even a draw puts them under more pressure as defending champions. If we win the fallout with Conte will be amusing
 

thebenjamin

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Jul 1, 2008
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Reports in the papers today about 'unsettled' Toby Alderweireld joining Chelsea. What a fucking shock that is.
 

Dzejkob

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Few seasons ago we would be great opponent for chelsea in circumstances like today, to get back on track. But things changed. I'm sure our players feel the blood, feel chelsea is not as strong as last season and want to smash them. Just do it for me spurs on my first spurs game ever. COYS'
 

KILLA_SIN

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May 24, 2008
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I will be amazed if we win. We never take the chance to kick Chelsea when they're down. We hardly ever beat them and whenever we do it always seems to be a bit of a shock when they're flying high and we bring them down to earth. Whenever we're rated as favourites we get results like the 5-1 or 4-2 FA Cup semis.

A win would be so so perfect, putting a six point gap between us, leaving them bottom of the league and going into meltdown with the knives in the media coming out for them. That club seems to exist for no reason other than to troll us so nothing would give me more pleasure than to smash them to pieces. It would send a big statement out to the rest of the league that the Wembley thing is not a thing and that we're going to compete for the title.

Our record in the big games is getting better but I still think we're likely to drop points today. I REALLY hope it's not all three. At least it looks like it's sunny so that long walk back to Wembley Park station might not be so depressing this time if we've lost again.

I dunno we did end their winning streak last year and what that 14 games
 

shelfboy68

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Jun 14, 2008
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I will be amazed if we win. We never take the chance to kick Chelsea when they're down. We hardly ever beat them and whenever we do it always seems to be a bit of a shock when they're flying high and we bring them down to earth. Whenever we're rated as favourites we get results like the 5-1 or 4-2 FA Cup semis.

A win would be so so perfect, putting a six point gap between us, leaving them bottom of the league and going into meltdown with the knives in the media coming out for them. That club seems to exist for no reason other than to troll us so nothing would give me more pleasure than to smash them to pieces. It would send a big statement out to the rest of the league that the Wembley thing is not a thing and that we're going to compete for the title.

Our record in the big games is getting better but I still think we're likely to drop points today. I REALLY hope it's not all three. At least it looks like it's sunny so that long walk back to Wembley Park station might not be so depressing this time if we've lost again.
Can't underestimate them but I certainly don't fear losing today in fact would be surprised if we didn't win to be honest, first home against the team that stopped us being champions last time out.
It has to be a win and sets the tone for a season at Wembley if we get off to a flier today it will ease the mindset of everyone saying we can't win there.
 

TheChosenOne

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Hoping to see the tunnel shot of those lovely two big golden cocks in there while the teams are lining up to come out.

Class.
 

Phomesy

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Aug 20, 2013
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Heading into Larndaarnn town for a pint and a bite before Wembley. COYS!
 

bubble07

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can someone explain why you can't buy a ticket when the section you are looking at states limited availability?
 
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