We need better songs

[Glorykid]

Rhythm is a dancer
Heung Min Sons the answer
He can score from anywhereeeee

Like the above... i was a raver baby to be fair



Also



Can we change this to Lucas Moura ?


His name is Lucas Moura and he wears the Twenty Seven

I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough

When he plays for Tottenham, hes our little gift from heaven

I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough

He scores a goal and the yids go wild,

And i just cant seem to get enough of Du Du Du du du du Lucas Moura

 

[Krule]

Obviously nobody was inspired by any of the songs from Eurovision last night....
Would be nice to have a new song about the club to go with our new home....ones about players rarely last.

 

[SSC]

Imagine dragons are opening the final, just listing to their tunes at work to get familiar with them.

I’m no wordsmith but I think someone could come up with a catchy edited first verse and chorus using Thunder...

 

[SSC]

Personally don’t mind the Allez Allez Allez song, to a point.

Yes it’s a copy but it’s sung by loads of teams all over Europe. I think in Madrid it’ll be fun as it reminds us of how we got there.

If we win I expect a third verse and it’ll be sung for ever and I think damn right, why not have a song to remember such an improbable CL run.

If we lose it should disappear very quickly, singing about heroic cup 1/4 & 1/2 final come backs in a tournament we lost would be very Spursy.

 

[therhinospeaks]

Also, why is 'Here's to you Christian Eriksen' not a song? Seems like a shoe-in isnt it?

If you can squeeze in a reference to Arsenal then it should take off nicely.

 

[tevezito]

Having read through the new posts since Saturday, I still can't see beyond my own contribution (see signature) as ticking all the boxes:

1. Classic anthemic tune known by everyone
2. Easy to learn and remember lyrics which are loyal enough of the original while making it completely a Spurs song
3. Not sung by any other teams so would be original in footy terms
4. Would sound awesome sung by the wall or the whole stadium
5. My idea.

Just need to get some practice in in the bars of Madrid before Saturday week...

 

[dickieven]

Oh what a night
Watching Tottenham win the Champions League
The greatest team the world has ever seen
What a feeling
What a night

 

[tevezito]

Getting ahead of myself here a bit, see how long it takes you to guess the tune:

Levy is a mystery,
Pochettino must buy alone
I see the new stadium
And it feels like home

When you call my name I sing Tottenham Hotspur
Ajax on their knees, I wanna take you there
In the Madrid hour I can feel your power
Come on you Spurs I know you'll take me there

We’re in full voice, it's Tottenham Hotspur singing
We’re in Madrid, we’re in full voice
Arsenal’s dying
I close my eyes, oh Poch we’re going to win it
Tottenham Hotspur, until I die,
European Champions

When you call my name I sing Tottenham Hotspur
Ajax on their knees, I wanna take you there
In the Madrid hour I can feel your power
Come on you Spurs I know you'll take me there

Until I die, you whisper European Champions
Tottenham Hotspur until I die
Now I'm dancing
It's like…

 

[Weery]

I've dropped some sick lyrics here in the past but nothing seems to make it to the stands e.g.

To the tune of Still the One by Shania Twain:

Lucas we made it
Look how much we paid my baby
We mighta took the long way
We knew Levy'd sign you one day
They said, 'I bet, they'll never make it.'
But just watch for the Chelsea scum
They've Willianed us, it's all going wrong
You're still the oneeeee....

and sung to the tune of Guns N Roses' Welcome to the Jungle:

Welcome to North London, we got Son and Kane,
We got Rose and Eriksen in a brand new White Hart Lane,
We are the tip-top-Tottenham boys with the super Tottenham sound,
We got loads of money honey but we never spend a pound,

In North London, welcome to North London
Ledley only had one n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knee, knee
He played with one knee!

But this time it'll be different. This time it's the Champions League final! Sung to the tune of YMCA by the Village People:

Scousers, there's no need to feel down
I said, Scousers, Pick yourselves off the ground
I said, Scousers, With your big German clown
There's no need - to - be - unhoppy

Scousers, there's a place you can go
I said, Scousers, to see Mousasiso-ko
You can stay there, he's left you flat on your arse
Better run - get - a hug - from kloppy

Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi

It's fun to play with Mou-Saaaaa-Sisoko
It's fun to play with Mou-Saaaaa-Sisoko

He can't take the ball clean, but he's big French and mean
And he loves smashing Scouser boys

It's fun to play with Mou-Saaaaa-Sisoko...


It's not going to be any different this time is it...
COYFS!

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

If you can squeeze in a reference to Arsenal then it should take off nicely.

Fine,

And here's to you Christian Eriksen
Tottenham loves you more than you will know,
oh oh oh
God bless you, please, Christian Eriksen
Arsenal play Europa on Thursday
Hey hey hey

Will that do?

 

[L-man]

 

[riggi]

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Smells of yank!

 

[tevezito]

Fine,

And here's to you Christian Eriksen
Tottenham loves you more than you will know,
oh oh oh
God bless you, please, Christian Eriksen
Arsenal play Europa on Thursday nights
Hey hey hey

Will that do?

scans better. It’s a great tune.

 

[shelfmonkey]

Generally, are Spurs fans too middle-class and self conscious nowadays to take part in singing?

It’s quite sad that so many fans cringe at the thought of others having fun but are incapable of enjoyment themselves.

The last game I went to, got seats for me and my daughter right behind the goal in the Park Lane, there was a twatty looking middle class leftie type with his bird sitting behind us taking the piss and laughing at 'grey haired middle aged blokes singing'!! I didnt say anything, but I wanted to rip his throat out!!! The pompous prick!

 

[therhinospeaks]

Getting ahead of myself here a bit, see how long it takes you to guess the tune:

Levy is a mystery,
Pochettino must buy alone
I see the new stadium
And it feels like home

When you call my name I sing Tottenham Hotspur
Ajax on their knees, I wanna take you there
In the Madrid hour I can feel your power
Come on you Spurs I know you'll take me there

We’re in full voice, it's Tottenham Hotspur singing
We’re in Madrid, we’re in full voice
Arsenal’s dying
I close my eyes, oh Poch we’re going to win it
Tottenham Hotspur, until I die,
European Champions

When you call my name I sing Tottenham Hotspur
Ajax on their knees, I wanna take you there
In the Madrid hour I can feel your power
Come on you Spurs I know you'll take me there

Until I die, you whisper European Champions
Tottenham Hotspur until I die
Now I'm dancing
It's like…

ahh you got Arsenal in there....bravo Sir

 

[therhinospeaks]

The last game I went to, got seats for me and my daughter right behind the goal in the Park Lane, there was a twatty looking middle class leftie type with his bird sitting behind us taking the piss and laughing at 'grey haired middle aged blokes singing'!! I didnt say anything, but I wanted to rip his throat out!!! The pompous prick!

What does a 'twatty middle class leftie' look like?

 

[kmk]

What does a 'twatty middle class leftie' look like?

 

[therhinospeaks]

Fair play for getting Arsenal in.

 

[JOLLHURN]

Having read through the new posts since Saturday, I still can't see beyond my own contribution (see signature) as ticking all the boxes:

1. Classic anthemic tune known by everyone
2. Easy to learn and remember lyrics which are loyal enough of the original while making it completely a Spurs song
3. Not sung by any other teams so would be original in footy terms
4. Would sound awesome sung by the wall or the whole stadium
5. My idea.

Just need to get some practice in in the bars of Madrid before Saturday week...

Your song only fits rule 3 and 5

 

[shelfmonkey]

What does a 'twatty middle class leftie' look like?

The bloke who was sat behind me?