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Feb 19, 2009
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Went to the boleyn once when i was down in London - I'd gone to west ham coz I wanted to see the main stadiums in London - i.e emirates, whl, stamford bridge, boleyn ground - ordered a drink, went to open my wallet and saw my spurs bronze membership in the clear see through bit - nearly shat my pants! covered that DAMN quickly!
 

RickyVilla

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May 16, 2004
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There is nothing to worry about. They may look like shaven headed, tattoo covered, gun toting psychopaths but they are just big teddy bears who would love to take you for pie, mash and liqour! :)
 

riggi

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They're finee, all bark and no bite. Chelsea on the other hand.....
 
Feb 19, 2009
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They're finee, all bark and no bite. Chelsea on the other hand.....

Well the west ham buggers wandering about looked scary enough! :)
I just kept myself to myself and sat in the corner!

What are the chelsea lot like then? I'm intrigued...! :grin:
 

RickyVilla

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They are rough as arseholes Welshie. They usually have a 5 course meal at a Ramsey eatery before proceeding, in their limos, down to the local wine bar on the Fulham Road. There they have a few spritzers to get them warmed up and maybe hum a football tune or two. When they come spilling out onto the Fulham Road they are an awesome sight. Yve Saint Lerugi, Prada, Christian Dior, they is pwapa casuals. The noise inside the stadium is like no other. Ripples of polite applause can be deafening sometimes. The scare the absolute beejesus out of me, I tell ya!!:cry: :whistle:
 

Son_Of

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They are rough as arseholes Welshie. They usually have a 5 course meal at a Ramsey eatery before proceeding, in their limos, down to the local wine bar on the Fulham Road. There they have a few spritzers to get them warmed up and maybe hum a football tune or two. When they come spilling out onto the Fulham Road they are an awesome sight. Yve Saint Lerugi, Prada, Christian Dior, they is pwapa casuals. The noise inside the stadium is like no other. Ripples of polite applause can be deafening sometimes. The scare the absolute beejesus out of me, I tell ya!!:cry: :whistle:

twickenham style
 

3Dnata

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I'm gonna walk down from Forest Gate and take liberties on their manor.
 

ohh_when_the_spurs

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I remember a few year's back at WHL when the were in Division 1 & we had them in the cup, Outside there was a 7ft 20st hammerfan bloody mean looking bugger.

He was walking as fast as he could straight for the spurs fans and we all got the hell out of his way. looked like the parting of the red sea.

Also my 1st match at the lane was against WHAM and i was sat in the southstand right by the away fans and we went 2-1 up and i stood up and started chanting 'whats the score whats the score' and a mean asshole ran his finger acros his throat looking at me

I shat myself!

What im trying to say is they are mean buggers.......apart from Danny Dyer...Id merk him blud
 

RickyVilla

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May 16, 2004
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I remember a few year's back at WHL when the were in Division 1 & we had them in the cup, Outside there was a 7ft 20st hammerfan bloody mean looking bugger.

He was walking as fast as he could straight for the spurs fans and we all got the hell out of his way. looked like the parting of the red sea.

Also my 1st match at the lane was against WHAM and i was sat in the southstand right by the away fans and we went 2-1 up and i stood up and started chanting 'whats the score whats the score' and a mean asshole ran his finger acros his throat looking at me

I shat myself!

What im trying to say is they are mean buggers.......apart from Danny Dyer...Id merk him blud

Wait til they get a load of me and Riggi!! :up:
 
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