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Match Threads West Ham vs Spurs - Match Thread - Day 24

Match Prediction

  • Spurs to Win

    Votes: 67 37.4%
  • Spurs to Lose

    Votes: 86 48.0%
  • Score Draw

    Votes: 26 14.5%
  • Goalless Draw

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    179

jay2040

Well-Known Member
Aug 31, 2012
2,684
4,285
Kane is fresh. Sonny had a goal and hopefully will continue. Bale - who knows?I think Jose and the lads will win this one.
Love to see Dele and Bale start though as long as we win don't give a fuck who plays !
 

Demon Spurs

Member
Apr 9, 2019
8
77
Feeling Supremely confident about this one.

If we can get out to a 3-0 lead, there’s no way they’ll catch us.
 
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yusrisafri

Well-Known Member
Jun 27, 2004
6,369
7,548
The team I'd like to see

......................Lloris.....................
Aurier....Dier.......Rodon...Reggie
.......................PEH......................
...........Lamela........Tanguy..........
.......Bale..........Kane........Son.....
 

cider spurs

Well-Known Member
Jul 5, 2016
9,401
23,735
Confident for this one.

It'd be a great start to the 4 matches petticoat control has to endure today with a Spurs win.

I know it's a bit mean expecting my sweetheart to endure the aforementioned 4 fixtures all day. But it's pissing down and far too wet for me to get her to cut the grass or clear the drains. :whistle:
 

Real_madyidd

The best username, unless you are a fucking idiot.
Oct 25, 2004
18,797
12,454
Confident for this one.

It'd be a great start to the 4 matches petticoat control has to endure today with a Spurs win.

I know it's a bit mean expecting my sweetheart to endure the aforementioned 4 fixtures all day. But it's pissing down and far too wet for me to get her to cut the grass or clear the drains. :whistle:

Are you drunk?
 

Serpico

Well-Known Member
Dec 30, 2019
3,072
4,561
Weve had berger now for the cheap stuf
Confident for this one.

It'd be a great start to the 4 matches petticoat control has to endure today with a Spurs win.

I know it's a bit mean expecting my sweetheart to endure the aforementioned 4 fixtures all day. But it's pissing down and far too wet for me to get her to cut the grass or clear the drains. :whistle:
I wager, our form is up and down more than your sweethearts petticoat?
 

doctor stefan Freud

the tired tread of sad biology
Sep 2, 2013
15,170
72,170
We start positive today, in line with Mourinho’s much publicised admittance he needs to do better with Bale and Dele.

Early signs are good, with Kane hitting the post and Dele having a goal disallowed after a VAR review takes umbrage with his facial hair- 1982 has never been hip, and VAR isn’t about to change its mind on that universal truth. Then Son bursts into space after Kane switches the ball to the channel from deep. Son sores to take us a goal up at half time.

Unfortunately, things turn around in the second half as we begin to lag more heavily than a 2002 home internet connection trying to connect to specialist websites. Dier’s angry eyebrows are the catalyst this time, raising themselves inappropriately and petulantly above his head- angry with the world for reasons even God cannot discern- and deflecting a shot from the mercurial Lingard, beating Lloris at the near post. Now West Ham throw their mobile homes into fifth gear and set up camp illegally in our penalty area. Before we know it, we’re overrun with empty calor gas bottles and disposable nappies, making defending an impossible task. In the dying moments of the game, just seconds before Stratford council serves an eviction order to ‘Mad Gypsy’ Davey Moyes, Lanzini bursts into the Tottenham six yard box, his feet propelled longward by the streaks of whippet shit that have become a unwelcome feature in the occupied land. The Tottenham defence, always mindful of health and safety protocols, abandon their duties while Lanzini kills the game with a deft tap-in.

Later in the press conference, Mourinho bemoans Sergio Ramos’ lack of professionalism, but agrees entirely with VARs decision to disallow Dele’s goal. He was there in 1982, tight shorts and moustachioed, he remembers
 

Clockspur

Well-Known Member
Aug 22, 2013
891
4,057
They are the muggiest supporters going, spend all their time talking about us and our ‘delusions’ whilst then doing the exact same thing they slag other fans off for.

They are giddy at being fifth 25 games into the season like its an achievement. They are all trying to say it’s our cup final this time round, conveniently forgetting we are in an actual cup final in April - something they haven’t achieved for a decade.

It’s frustrating as like Jose says, we will be above this shower come the end of the season - but It can’t come soon enough to stop my ear ache from their drivel.
 
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