guns_healy
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Why did we bring him back to the club and what is his daily role?
Edited out my opinion of him
Edited out my opinion of him
What does David Pleat do at Spurs?
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sherbornespurs
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Defines the art of malapropism?
TheGreenLily
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Water-boarding potential enemies of the club 
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David PleatMeister is Chief MerryMaker of THFC.
His most recent escapade was filmed live on SpursTV reading the squad sheets for the Euros...amazingly, he couldn't even pronounce the names from the England team-sheet. STV staff played a little joke on him. They covered over the England on the sheet and he had to guess which country it represented - he opted for Guatemala City.
When we capture enemy players and put them to the torture, the favoured method is to lock them in a tiny cell with 24 hour lighting and force them to listen to never ending re-runs of DavidPleatMeister radio match commentaries. But just to show that we are a compassionate bunch, we release any who hit a buzzer if he says "Jermaine Defoe - a player I brought to Tottingham" within the first five minutes of kick orf. If it is not even a Spurs game, we award them a special prize of a Spurs 5 Goons 1 DVD.
His most recent escapade was filmed live on SpursTV reading the squad sheets for the Euros...amazingly, he couldn't even pronounce the names from the England team-sheet. STV staff played a little joke on him. They covered over the England on the sheet and he had to guess which country it represented - he opted for Guatemala City.
When we capture enemy players and put them to the torture, the favoured method is to lock them in a tiny cell with 24 hour lighting and force them to listen to never ending re-runs of DavidPleatMeister radio match commentaries. But just to show that we are a compassionate bunch, we release any who hit a buzzer if he says "Jermaine Defoe - a player I brought to Tottingham" within the first five minutes of kick orf. If it is not even a Spurs game, we award them a special prize of a Spurs 5 Goons 1 DVD.
rabbikeane
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It seems like he's part of our scout team again, looking for youth at british clubs.
People make him out to be a bit of a joke, but he do know his stuff.
Wouldn't want him in a major role, but happy to have him scouting for us.
People make him out to be a bit of a joke, but he do know his stuff.
Wouldn't want him in a major role, but happy to have him scouting for us.
TheGreenLily
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Reminds us never to go there again 
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Chief Sardonicus Hyperlip
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He does know his stuff...but, come on, be honest, he is a prize pratt.
He was top of my list to replace Harry
It would be quicker to say what he doesn't do at Spurs than what he does do.
His chalk-boards for the Guardian are quite baffling
but nobody likes to admit they don't have a clue how they work.
Oh sorry I had the list upside down.
It would be quicker to say what he doesn't do at Spurs than what he does do.
His chalk-boards for the Guardian are quite baffling
but nobody likes to admit they don't have a clue how they work.
Oh sorry I had the list upside down.
Schitzophonic
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Head of Language & Linguistics.
gp13tot
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I have heard about this so called ability but two of his players were the strikers Steven Ferguson and Dave McEwen, i saw McEwen vs Southampton in 2001 i think, he was atrocious - the worst i have ever seen. Ally Dia bad
He must have got this reputation somehow, do you know of any successes he has been responsible for discovering?
Kingstheman
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Plays the fall guy?
lenny7
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According to him, he bought half of the earths population through Spurs youth or at least 'had a look' .
He is an epic penis, but to be honest, I miss him on the Telebox, these co-commentary blokes these days are just fucking annoying, I would literally twat Andy Townsend on sight just on instinct, like a reflex I detest him that much. At least Pleat was funny, how great would Czech Republic v Greece been with MC Fuckshisname on the Mic? Come on, it was a recipe for comedy gold!
theShiznit
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Teaches player pronunciation.
And impresses potential investors by bouncing household objects on his springy ram-like fro...
And impresses potential investors by bouncing household objects on his springy ram-like fro...
Threads have points?
Now you tell me.
lenny7
Don't worry. Bill Murray.
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He did pretty well as coach for us both times, but not for 'that business' who knows? Also deployed Ledley in the DM role during his caretaker stint, worked really well. People do tend to remember him for the one thing though, it's either being a perv or not being able to articulate his own name properly.
The Lilywhites
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He is close with DL and knows his stuff. Anyone who loves our great club is ok by me!!
