Jesus, this one had me laughing proper hard - brilliant (hope the genius who knocked this up doesn't mind me linking it straight from source)
One of the funniest things I've seen! That is gold!
Incidentally, it does make me wonder when we'll be getting our very own hipster fans arriving
The fact some people pay them any attention is mind boggling. Let their fans spew their anti semitic drivel and be assholes. It's the mark of being small time.
From KUMB
Can someone please remind me when was the last time this massive club won anything big ??
You really have to wonder just how big this lot think they are
I know a lot of Spurs fans and absolutely all of them are just as bothered by us as we are by them, it's hard to describe why, growing up I never really disliked spurs, the dislike only came from meeting so many spurs supporters in my adult life who hated west ham, were overly arrogant and cocky when they won and brushed it off as our cup final when they lost. The p**** thing is hilarious, especially seeing as the west ham fans I know are far more educated than they are.
All Spurs fans I know are bipolar, when they win a few they are the best team in the league, they lose one and they are getting relegated. This team they have now and the manager they have are so consistent that it has made the bipolar supporters only show their cocky optimistic side yet all they can do in that situation is try to ram it down west ham fans' throats, they weren't doing that to their arsenal mates until this weekend now that they have opened up a small gap.
All I have seen on social media is how they are dismissing our game as being difficult, they think they will walk over us and are already looking ahead to arsenal on Saturday, I really hope both us and Arsenal derail them this week. They have an horrendous run in compared to the other clubs and it would be great to see them have their best season in years only to be topped by Leicester
Their tails are up and they're playing some lovely football at the moment. Add to that they've got a realistic shot at being champions.
Heart says a Payet hat trick and a three nothing thrashing.
I'd be happy with a highly disputed penalty six minutes into injury time and Noble to convert and earn us a draw with them going on to miss out on the title by two points.
Head says 1-3 with them dishing out a lesson in how to play "the West Ham Way" and resultant cries for the Two Daves to sell up to a consortium of Oligarchs because we've never had it so bad.
Just the fact that they are obsessing about our supposed obsession, just shows how unintelligent most users of that cock forum are. Comparing tottenham related subjects on here to West Ham related gibberish there, and it's not even close.
Paranoid arse licking schoolboys is probably the most accurate description of that bunch.
They have overperformed this season imo, and player for player we are certainly no worse off. They have been lucky with injuries and their squad players have raised their game with the momentum. Hell even Dembele have risen from the dead, Chadli seems to be hitting his best form and Walker has probably never played better. What they have got though is they are extremely balanced, and crucially got match winners in Kane and Lloris.
I mean, I could have written something about each and everyone of their players, but the hype of Mason () and Dele Alli is something else. Yes, he's a good talent, have scored some crackers but blimey, he ain't all that. He gets into good areas and pockets, but his first touch is so inconsistent compared to the heights he's hyped up to. They'll probably ridicule this but I feel quite confident in saying he will never make it further than Jenas / Kieron Dyer level and I bloody hope I'm right too.
On to the game itself, certainly not fearing them, but it's a real shame Lanzini is just back and we have no right back. Looked to me like the pitch was in quite bad condition on saturday, so I suppose it will be who deals with that the best. Certainly a case for starting Carroll if the pitch is bad and Slav thinks they'll be closing us down early, but he is much more effective as a sub. Can see this go either way really, but how good would it be to knock them down a peg or two, wish I could be there.
COYI
ould not give a crap if they win the league. I will be down the pub if they are still in for a shout with all my Spurs fans watching the last day of the season.
What doesn't sound good is the trouble a lot of their fans are planning to cause. No doubt they will blame us while they sit their shouting racism terms towards West Ham fans and starting fights with young children. Talking to a mate who a Liverpool fan and he describe the same they will happily start a fight with a 14 year old kid but go running to the police when someone dares tries to put a stop to it
Never understood the cup final comments. They seem to care more about this game than us
This.
There are so many Arsenal fans from those in their early 30s down to kids, who have seen nothing but good times at that club; times that other clubs can only dream about.
Case in point; like SP said, they get drawn against Barcelona and what's the response? Moaning!
99% of other clubs would go crazy to play Barcelona. It's what football's all about. Big games, glory nights, testing yourself against the best, watching the top world stars live at your home ground.
But no.
Whining.
Movies like Green Street, Rise of the Footsoldier and Football Factory, along with cabbages like Cass Pennant (ha, his real name is Carol) churning out books about his time as a hooligan have given them some kind of image to live up to. Instead of being just a 'West Ham fan' they are 'West 'Am'. One or two naughty boys has become the whole lot of them.
