What our opponents' fans are saying

[codspur]

If we win it (and it is a huge if still) I will have a huge shit eating grin on my face, I wont have time to gloat or rub other fans noses in it, i will be too busy being fucking ecstatic. I will be a 42 year old version of the 7 year old boy that fell in love with this club watching the 81 cup final replay.

If my happiness and big beaming face is taken as gloating by other fans then that will be their problem not mine

 

[mk_spur]

If we win it my liver is done!!! as is my fledgling relationship with the new lady she wont be able to keep up and all passengers must be jettisoned hehehehehe

 

[spurs mental]

I posted on twitter yesterday, if we win it i will post a naked picture of myself with just Champions 2016 painted in white and blue

 

[DiscoD1882]

There was a post on here a few years back that said if they won they would phone all their Arsenal Mates up and shout. "I Cant talk We've just won the league!" and hang up.


Always amused me that one. Props to the person that said it.

 

[dirtyh]

said it before. if we won it, it would be a jolly of truly epic proportions undoubtedly ending up in a spell.

every Liverpool fan for a 20 mile radius would have a new best friend that's for sure

 

[oskathegobshite]

I am genuinley worried for my own well-being if we were to win the title. I would be on an absolute mind-ruining bender for about a month.

 

[Col_M]

Calm Down dears. Lots of work to do just yet.

 

[Scottish Spur]

I won't be signing up to some site taking the piss out of anyone if we do pull it off. It would be a reward for suffering the extreme highs and lows that supporting Spurs has put us all through.

I'm a 33 year old man, and have supported Tottenham since I was a wee boy, being taken down to London countless times by my dad who fell in love with the 1960/61 team. Brought up in the northwest watching Liverpool and United enjoy success over the years and more recently, Man City. Living in Scotland for a while and suffering from afar, speaking to old men in pubs wax lyrical about Davie Mackay and Jonny White. Travelling miles to games never knowing what you'll get. Watching clubs spend ridiculous sums and resigning myself to the idea that I'll never see us win a title in my entire lifetime.

So, if it happens, I'll shed a tear of joy and be happy that I've seen us do it. Even if it only happened once, it'd be enough for me. We've a young, English side full of potential. We've a young manager with the genuine possibility of managing the likes of Barcelona or Real Madrid. He's shaped a team that works its backside off every single week. We don't beat teams simply with quality, we outwork them all as well. We defend better than any Spurs team I've ever seen. We attack more fluently than any Spurs team I've ever seen. We're led up top by a boy that supported the club as a youth, who is just as aware as we are of what this means. We're top class, from back to front and these lads have the real chance to not simply be great footballers, but footballers that go down in folklore - legendary. Any Spurs fan that gives a shit will know this team off by heart in 40 years if we pull this off - just as my old man can roll off the '61 side. That's what is in front of them.

If we do it, sensational. If not, these lads have allowed us to regain the pride that this club is all about. Glory, glory, Tottenham Hotspur.

 

[Spurger King]

I am genuinley worried for my own well-being if we were to win the title. I would be on an absolute mind-ruining bender for about a month.

The last game of the season is on the 15th of May. My birthday is on the 17th. If we win the title I just hope I make it that long!

 

[leffe186]

Stop talking sense as you are debunking the myth that the media created that if they had really wanted him Alli would have gone to Lollerpool, as it does not fit their narrative that he actually chose to come to us over him, I mean how could he have done??

I have heard this so many times recently, even I am starting to believe it........................................

Newcastle fans say the same thing. Some believe that he was theirs for the taking if they just poneyed up a bit more cash.

 

[gp13tot]

I'm a Spurs fan living in Leicester.The abuse ive received, mostly good natured, from Leicester fans over these past few months has been horrific to be fair.Even Utd, Arsenal, Pool fans etc have jumped on the City bandwagon down here and have basically been ripping me a new one, as their logic seems to be finishing 2nd to Leics is worse than finishing 5th.I have to say theres been a massive mood swing since Sunday.They're genuinely worried that they're gonna blow it and at how strong we look.Plus they're a load of mardy bastards who it seems can give it but not take it.

Im also spurs living in leicester, their fans have been absolute melts since sunday and only one or two have given us any credit. Most think we are shit, overrated or are the beneficiaries of an fa fix.

Wankers. I would KEEGAN LOVE IT if somehow they fucked it up now

 

[LukaKranjcar]

They really dont like us do they? Shame really, aside from the racist chav they have upfront, theres plenty to admire about the team and their achievements this season. Kante is a seriously talented midfielder, Mahrez is clearly quality and theres something quite endearing about Ranieri, but fuck me the sheer drivel that comes from their fanbase at times is just too much to ignore.

 

[stokesy]

Newcastle fans say the same thing. Some believe that he was theirs for the taking if they just poneyed up a bit more cash.

Chances are he wouldn't have played a game for dippers or barcodes or got stuck out on the wing and all their fans would be complaining

 

[Luka Van der Bale]

They really dont like us do they? Shame really, aside from the racist chav they have upfront, theres plenty to admire about the team and their achievements this season. Kante is a seriously talented midfielder, Mahrez is clearly quality and theres something quite endearing about Ranieri, but fuck me the sheer drivel that comes from their fanbase at times is just too much to ignore.

Yeah I agree. Apart from the racist striker, the transphobe CB, the wife-beating RB, the financial irregularities, the doping allegations and the sectarian fanbase, Leicester are alright!

 

[Nine while nine]

RAWK when Liverpool beat Stoke 4-1 at home on 10 April

"Superb performance and result. I really can't find much fault there, they're a hard team to play against and with all of the changes we made we just wiped the floor with them. Its a very impressive victory"

RAWK when Spurs beat Stoke 4-0 away a mere eight days later

"They beat a decent but unspectacular Stoke team who are clearly on the beach already. Professional performance, no more than that."

 

[E17yid]

The next person who says wank puffin is getting a slap.

 

[Nine while nine]

The next person who says wank puffin is getting a slap.

Couldn't agree more. It's such a cock womble thing to say.

 

[not_tenth-again]

The last game of the season is on the 15th of May. My birthday is on the 17th. If we win the title I just hope I make it that long!

Shazaam, so is mine..... I expect I won't remember my birthday or the 16th - way too blind!

 

[Pimp_Spur]

Shazaam, so is mine..... I expect I won't remember my birthday or the 16th - way too blind!

Boom......mine is 17th too.......39 this year and I would not make it to 40 if we win the league. My Mrs already thinks I will have a stroke watching spurs during the next 4 games

 

[ikky]

Sorry have to revel some more in arsenal supporters meltdowns