- Jul 30, 2005
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We have redcafe folks telling us why we're constantly 'fucking up' eh?
We have some of our own supporters saying how we're 'fucking up' by signing Keane, etc, eh?
Well I'm here to explain why it's fucking GREAT supporting Spurs, why we embody EVERYTHING football should be about, and why I will ALWAYS be PROUD to support the club (as well as WHY I frankly have no choice in the matter)...
We are dashing, fun, attractive and sometimes brilliant. We are inconsistent, over-fanciful, infuriating and under-achieving. We'll never go the full hog and find a fat sugar daddy to feed the pig that is fan expectation Man Shitty or Chelski style, yet we'll always spend just enough money for us to get excited about every poxy window and get linked with every single great player in international football. We occasionally play the PERFECT game of football for 90-plus minutes. When we have a famous win, we do it in style and/or at the biggest venues. When we fuck-up, it is tragedy of epic proportions, the sort designed to have you kicking things and possibly shedding a tear or two of rage.
We are pure, 100% entertainment. Whichever way you slice it, and in whatever context you like, Tottenham Hotspur are always tremendous entertainment.
Our unpredicatability is part of the ride. If you want to 'enjoy' trophy after trophy bought with billions by foreign owners, well you have choices. But for those of us who remember all the flair which has worn the shirt, the old shelf, the old west stand, park lane and paxton, who remember the wood heaving under the weight of 48,000-plus, who remember the glory glory nights like 84 and the grim nights like Notts County away in 92/93, who remember 'those' goals against Man City and the scum at Wembley, you all know that the pain is part of the pleasure with this club, and that if it wasn't, we wouldn't be Spurs.
It might never ever be different. So take my advice, settle back and ENJOY the weird and wonderful ride this club will take you on during your lifetime.
Off soapbox now!!!!!!
We have some of our own supporters saying how we're 'fucking up' by signing Keane, etc, eh?
Well I'm here to explain why it's fucking GREAT supporting Spurs, why we embody EVERYTHING football should be about, and why I will ALWAYS be PROUD to support the club (as well as WHY I frankly have no choice in the matter)...
We are dashing, fun, attractive and sometimes brilliant. We are inconsistent, over-fanciful, infuriating and under-achieving. We'll never go the full hog and find a fat sugar daddy to feed the pig that is fan expectation Man Shitty or Chelski style, yet we'll always spend just enough money for us to get excited about every poxy window and get linked with every single great player in international football. We occasionally play the PERFECT game of football for 90-plus minutes. When we have a famous win, we do it in style and/or at the biggest venues. When we fuck-up, it is tragedy of epic proportions, the sort designed to have you kicking things and possibly shedding a tear or two of rage.
We are pure, 100% entertainment. Whichever way you slice it, and in whatever context you like, Tottenham Hotspur are always tremendous entertainment.
Our unpredicatability is part of the ride. If you want to 'enjoy' trophy after trophy bought with billions by foreign owners, well you have choices. But for those of us who remember all the flair which has worn the shirt, the old shelf, the old west stand, park lane and paxton, who remember the wood heaving under the weight of 48,000-plus, who remember the glory glory nights like 84 and the grim nights like Notts County away in 92/93, who remember 'those' goals against Man City and the scum at Wembley, you all know that the pain is part of the pleasure with this club, and that if it wasn't, we wouldn't be Spurs.
It might never ever be different. So take my advice, settle back and ENJOY the weird and wonderful ride this club will take you on during your lifetime.
Off soapbox now!!!!!!