World Cup Match Thread - Semi-Final - Tuesday

[L-man]

German fans applauding their team into the final in the exact same place where England fans applauded their team home

 

[thinktank]

wtf is luiz doing with his fingers in the air...probably imaging scolari shoving his own digits up his arse

Trying to encourage a lightning strike I suspect.

 

[Syn_13]

Should do wonders for Paulinho's confidence....

Nah, he's used to it by now.

 

[DuDe]

 

[mark87]

Talking to God because no-one else will talk to him.

That's true, even Krusty the Clown doesn't after he tried framing him for armed robbery.

 

[absolute bobbins]

So glad Sandro wasn't a part of that mess.

Me too, he won't be tainted by that capitulation and may get another chance as a result

 

[CosmicHotspur]

So who is wrong/on the wind up

His translation was something about a prostitute with foul breath! Mine was more accurate!

 

[spurs_girl_tasha]

Is it wrong that I love seeing people cry. Haha Luiz, you prick.

 

[nailsy]

Bye Bye

Isn't Neymar short

 

[mark87]

Love seeing Luiz cry. Tosser.

 

[felmani26]

Let the David Luiz memes commence!

 

[goughie1966]

The BBC are carrying on like they're at a funeral. wtf can't they just laugh about it like the rest of us?

 

[riggi]

Brazilian Sports psychologists, time to earn some big monies!!!

 

[panties]

Yeah stop making it a funeral BBC, let's make it a fucking beerfest!

 

[markiespurs]

Is it wrong that I love seeing people cry. Haha Luiz, you prick.

If it's the sideshow bob lookalike doing the crying, then no it's deffinatly not wrong

 

[absolute bobbins]

Is it wrong that I love seeing people cry. Haha Luiz, you prick.

You're coming along nicely

 

[worcestersauce]

1. At least Pauli didn't start.

 

[DuDe]

David Luiz crying ...

For those who don't know what Cartman is saying:

"Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet, David!
Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!
Mm-yummy, you guys!"

 

[nferno]

Pornhub Katie @Pornhub · 35m
Please stop uploading the game highlights to Pornhub... Our public humiliation category is full. #BrazilvsGermany

 

[barry]

Fred has to leave Brazil today