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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 6th August 2012

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Riandor

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Living Legend Colm G said:
...but I just always feel there is a clanger in him...
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If you can name any player where this isn't the case, maybe I will agree with you! ;)

Benny isn't irreplaceable, but he is a very good left back and we would be hard pushed to replace him cheaply. I for one am happy with him in our team and what he sometimes lacks in defensive qualities, he makes up for in offensive ones, at times covering the entire left flank whilst Bale went walk about at times last season.

R.
 
gazzeh

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I really don't think its BAE - He's just signed a contract with Underarmour for his football boots I think... because of the new kit.
 
McFlash

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bomberH said:
Midgets have the same size noonies as regular sized ladies. I've slept with a girl who is technically a midget and she had a massive sideways smile.

I guess my point is don't wear smaller shoes just for the occasion.
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"I've slept with a girl who is technically a midget"!
Brilliant.
 
EnfieldYiddo

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Benny is a quality defender when playing a supporting role for Bale and is very self assured on the ball - Almost too self assured at times?

Let's be honest how many times have you had your heart in your mouth at the Lane when Benny does his infamous faux kick followed up by his inwards turn. Although a majority of the time it works (do players not do research on the opposition anymore..?)
BAE has to be more defensively disciplined against more astute opposition; a clever right winger would have the beating of him all day in my opinion. Then again, the left back position has always been something of a problem in football; there is definitely a lack of quality left fullbacks around.
Theoretically speaking, if we left him go for 10 million we would have to fork out a far amount more to buy back a player of similar quality - We need to concentrate on other more problematic areas.
 
EJWTartanSpur

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I might be wrong but I think any person under five foot is technically a midget, ie you can be a four foot 11' lady, and be technically a midget.....

Whats that.. off topic you say ? :eek:
 
McFlash

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gazzeh said:
I really don't think its BAE - He's just signed a contract with Underarmour for his football boots I think... because of the new kit.
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Daws is with UA now iirc.
I thought Benny buys his own boots? Wasn't there a story about that and him wearing odd boots?

What I will say for the recent itk is that, at least it's confident. Rebrab, although not so much as JJ, appears confident too.
Good stuff.
 
mil1lion

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Since when does an inquiry over BAE mean anything other than another team admires him?

Until there's reliable quotes saying we want to sell him i'll keep my hair on.
 
max cady

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Feck me I came on looking for some itk and found i was on a midget porn site:LOL:
 
bomberH

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Rogmeister said:
You have shagged a midget? What position was it?

You couldn't have been on top, Every time you opened your eyes it would have been like you were alone and fucking your bed like mad!
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It was in the toilets at Walthamstow Dog Track. We were at Chans nightclub (next door) and asked the bouncer if we could pop out for 10 mins. The stadium was empty and we found these toilets and went for it. It was difficult, I won't lie. In the main, it was sort of up against the wall but I'm pretty sure that moment ruined any potential football career because my knees were well and truly fucked where I'd been trying to get the position right.

To clarify, she was 4 ft 6". She was quite pretty though, not your stereotypical stumpy midget with a phat head. She had pleasant boobs and a non-smelling quim, which is impressive considering she'd been dancing all night.

In an amusing aftermath to this story, I'd already arranged to meet another girl at her house afterwards, so that other girl got a taste of midget pussy from my unwashed cory. Also, the other girl's nickname was ballbag arms, because her arms looked like ballbags. So I fucked a midget and ballbag arms within 2 hours of eachother. Not my best night's work. Though secretly it probably is.

Umm, keep BAE, sell Bentley.

Edit: sorry rob. Last from me on it!
 
brasil_spur

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ohwhenthespurs said:
Absolutely. That's why I can't see it happening, particularly not this window while their season is underway.
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The Brazil season is always underway in the transfer window, if it isn't the Brasileirão then it's the Copa Libetadores that gets in the way.
 
brasil_spur

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bomberH said:
It was in the toilets at Walthamstow Dog Track. We were at Chans nightclub (next door) and asked the bouncer if we could pop out for 10 mins.
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I always thought Chans was underneath the track? Or was i that wasted when i went??
 
brasil_spur

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Brazilyid said:
Ok well seeing as there is nothing in the Brazilian press about a bid of 11 million and the quote was meant to be from the Inter president I think we can assume its a load of shit. More than likely re-hashed old news regarding the bid last year.
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yeh but the Brazilian press mostly tend to be further behind than the European ones on this front.
 
gibbospurs

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bomberH said:
It was in the toilets at Walthamstow Dog Track. We were at Chans nightclub (next door) and asked the bouncer if we could pop out for 10 mins. The stadium was empty and we found these toilets and went for it. It was difficult, I won't lie. In the main, it was sort of up against the wall but I'm pretty sure that moment ruined any potential football career because my knees were well and truly fucked where I'd been trying to get the position right.

To clarify, she was 4 ft 6". She was quite pretty though, not your stereotypical stumpy midget with a phat head. She had pleasant boobs and a non-smelling quim, which is impressive considering she'd been dancing all night.

In an amusing aftermath to this story, I'd already arranged to meet another girl at her house afterwards, so that other girl got a taste of midget pussy from my unwashed cory. Also, the other girl's nickname was ballbag arms, because her arms looked like ballbags. So I fucked a midget and ballbag arms within 2 hours of eachother. Not my best night's work. Though secretly it probably is.

Umm, keep BAE, sell Bentley.

Edit: sorry rob. Last from me on it!
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If your ever in the milton keynes area can i come out with you on the piss?? That story is quality...
 
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