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Christian Benteke

have_it

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If we get Benteke I think we're gonna be a force to be reckoned with this season and hopefully not have to rely on Bale's last minute wonder goals so much.
 

beats1

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He would be a great signing but

When you become a top club one of the things that has to be considered when making a big signing is timing, A little part of me is scared it is a season too early but I hope it isn't
 

y1dk1d

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Daniel Levy: Mr Jol, I'm not very happy with this season, I need you to improve.
Martin Jol: Bah, get bent Mr Levy, we did alright
Daniel Levy: Get bent? Darren Bent?
Martin Jol: Whatever
Daniel Levy: Fine, if that's the player you need then fine, I will get him.

A year goes by

Daniel Levy: Well that didn't quite work out now did it?
Martin Jol: I told you to get bent, not get Darren Bent... you tosser.
Daniel Levy: Your'e fired.

Some time goes by

Daniel Levy: Well then Mr Ramos, The players are getting cranky out there, the results are bad and theres no ketchup at the Spurs Lodge. I need you to step up a gear and improve things.
Juande Ramos: Ah puta, get bent.. Mister Levy
Daniel Levy: Did you just tell me to get bent?
Juande Ramos: No No, excuse, get bent...-ley, sorry, bad english.
Daniel Levy: Aha, well then, I will get you David Bentley
Juande Ramos: Ahh Ok.... Pheew, dodged that one.

A year goes by

Daniel Levy: Mr Ramos, the results are still bad, players are still miserable, I got you David Bentley like you wanted and you know what? The player is shit, how about that.
Juand Ramos: Well eh si ahm, I never wanted Mister David Bentley, I told you to get bent.... Idiota.
Daniel Levy: Your'e fired

A few years goes by

Daniel Levy: Well then mr Villas Boas, I wanted champions league football, and we ended fifth, not good enough.
AVB: Well it was an extremely close one, you have to agree? I lost Modric, I lost Van Der Vaart, still ended fifth. Pretty good considering you gave me new players two weeks into the campaign, players who lack that same creative spark that we lost in Mods and VDV. I'd say considering things, we did pretty good.
Daniel Levy: Not good enough, I wanted Champions league, I like to fill my tub with money and swim in it.
AVB: Ah, get bent
Daniel Levy: Get what?
AVB: Oh!, ah get... ben.....teke? Sorry, bad english, still settling in, you know, language barrier and all that..
Daniel Levy: Oh, I see. Well, i will get you Christian Benteke
AVB: Ehm... Ok

Quality! (y)
 

yiddo

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Aug 19, 2003
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JJ has stuck his neck out and called the Benteke deal, ITK reports in general have not had many hits in recent times. Will be interesting to see if this is yet another miss.
 

Syn_13

Fly On, Little Wing
Jul 17, 2008
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JJ has stuck his neck out and called the Benteke deal, ITK reports in general have not had many hits in recent times. Will be interesting to see if this is yet another miss.

I'm not a big fan of ITKs as I think a lot of it can just be pure bullshit and speculation. To be fair though, it's all down to the information fed to the ITKs. It could be 100% spot on at the time, for it to change at the last minute. Look at the Villa deal. It does seem that the ITKs were correct about our interest and bids going in but Villa seemed to have decided to stay in Spain.
 

Rocksuperstar

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Jun 6, 2005
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Can't really argue with his numbers, but i'm still a little skeptical about spending £20m on him. Yeah, yeah, i'm old, i have to accept inflation and all that crap, but considering the number of one-season-wonders the Prem's seen come and go in the last few years, it'd be a very large investment, especially if it wasn't staggered and performance/appearance based.
 

InOffMeLeftShin

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Jan 14, 2004
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No reason to believe he'll be a one season wonder, he showed enough ability outside of simply scoring goals to suggest he is a good player. In fact our coaching staff are probably licking their lips at the chance of working with him because he's still far from the finished article.
 

Ossie85

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Aug 2, 2008
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Roque Santa Cruz also showed good ability, yet he was a one season wonder.

I don't rate him, but if JJ is right and we are signing him, I hope I'm wrong and he ends up to be a great buy
 

yiddo

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Aug 19, 2003
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To be fair though, it's all down to the information fed to the ITKs. It could be 100% spot on at the time, for it to change at the last minute. Look at the Villa deal. It does seem that the ITKs were correct about our interest and bids going in but Villa seemed to have decided to stay in Spain.

Totally agree mate. I believe we were in for D.Villa, just that he turned us down in the end.
It seems to be a different situation with Benteke, its quite clear that the biggest hurdle in the transfer will be the fee and if that has more or less been agreed now, as the ITK indicates, that is a big call in my eyes.
 

Lilbaz

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Apr 1, 2005
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Roque Santa Cruz also showed good ability, yet he was a one season wonder.

I don't rate him, but if JJ is right and we are signing him, I hope I'm wrong and he ends up to be a great buy

But santa cruz had already struggled at bayern.

Benteke's statistics are more like soldado at the same age.
 

aRTy

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I wonder what villa forums will make of our new ITK Benteke is done?
There isn't much on there. Last post was at about 11 o'clock. But these made me laugh while i was browsing.

In response to a GlasonSpur post:
VillaFan 1: "Is it just me that finds his posts incredibly patronising."
VillaFan 2: "Every spurs fan I know is a patronising word removed.
Every Arsenal fan I known is a genuine guy, speaks highly of Villa and has a great knowledge of football."

this convo is pretty good to read too:
VillaFan1: "There isn't a Spurs played i'd take as part ex apart from Bale + 10m"
VillaFan2: "Dempsey, Kaboul, Bale, Dembele, Sigurosson, Holtby, and Sandro would all be excellent players to pick up from Spurs."
VillaFan3: "Let me translate that for anyone who doesn't recognise these names ;
Too old, Not good enough, Off to Spain, Inconsistent, Set Pieces Only, Who ?, and Injury Prone.....thanks but no thanks"
 

Franchise60

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Feb 26, 2008
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Roque Santa Cruz also showed good ability, yet he was a one season wonder.

I don't rate him, but if JJ is right and we are signing him, I hope I'm wrong and he ends up to be a great buy

Yeah and that cavani fella at Palermo just isn't prolific, thank god we didn't spend 15m euros on his ugly ass
 

Ossie85

Rio de la Plata
Aug 2, 2008
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Yeah and that cavani fella at Palermo just isn't prolific, thank god we didn't spend 15m euros on his ugly ass

So?
I don't get where you're going and what's that got to do with anything that's been said??

I could also name flops we were lucky not to sign, and that wouldn't mean a thing
 

Lilbaz

Just call me Baz
Apr 1, 2005
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It doesn't matter we will find out next season. Lets just hope that we were right to go for him.
 

Snarfalicious

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Jul 15, 2012
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Honestly, none of us know for sure if Benteke is going to be a one year wonder or our answer to the striker position for years. It's an argument based completely off opinion. Does he have the necessary skills to be a good striker? Of course he does. If he didn't he wouldn't have scored that many goals in his first season in the EPL. Does he have things he could improve? Surely. Most 22 year olds do.

If we end up getting Benteke, we've just got to hope the purchase will be justified with his play over the next few years. It's all we really can do.
 

wpd659

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Half are still saying it's a ploy for new contract... Awkward!

Lol! But they are right it is a new contract he wants! But its at a new club not villa lol!



There isn't much on there. Last post was at about 11 o'clock. But these made me laugh while i was browsing.

In response to a GlasonSpur post:
VillaFan 1: "Is it just me that finds his posts incredibly patronising."
VillaFan 2: "Every spurs fan I know is a patronising word removed.
Every Arsenal fan I known is a genuine guy, speaks highly of Villa and has a great knowledge of football."

this convo is pretty good to read too:
VillaFan1: "There isn't a Spurs played i'd take as part ex apart from Bale + 10m"
VillaFan2: "Dempsey, Kaboul, Bale, Dembele, Sigurosson, Holtby, and Sandro would all be excellent players to pick up from Spurs."
VillaFan3: "Let me translate that for anyone who doesn't recognise these names ;
Too old, Not good enough, Off to Spain, Inconsistent, Set Pieces Only, Who ?, and Injury Prone.....thanks but no thanks"

Sounds like a RAWK thread?
 

spurs9

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Aug 31, 2012
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Roque Santa Cruz also showed good ability, yet he was a one season wonder.

I don't rate him, but if JJ is right and we are signing him, I hope I'm wrong and he ends up to be a great buy

Who would you rather us sign instead?
 
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