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van persie, aguero, suarez.
and i'll give you a 4th because i'm a generous person - berbatov.
Aguero and Suarez are not #9
van persie, aguero, suarez.
and i'll give you a 4th because i'm a generous person - berbatov.
Aguero and Suarez are not #9
then we'll beable to really see if he's a 20+ mil striker or not
what are they then? they both play the furthest forward of any player in their respective teams, ergo #9.
what are they then? they both play the furthest forward of any player in their respective teams, ergo #9.
Yet David Villa was his first choice until he rejected us. Falcao is not a big guy. He's 5'10.
And at Chelsea he used Fernando Torres, certainly not a powerful player, even when he had Drogba.
Daniel Levy: Mr Jol, I'm not very happy with this season, I need you to improve.
Martin Jol: Bah, get bent Mr Levy, we did alright
Daniel Levy: Get bent? Darren Bent?
Martin Jol: Whatever
Daniel Levy: Fine, if that's the player you need then fine, I will get him.
A year goes by
Daniel Levy: Well that didn't quite work out now did it?
Martin Jol: I told you to get bent, not get Darren Bent... you tosser.
Daniel Levy: Your'e fired.
Some time goes by
Daniel Levy: Well then Mr Ramos, The players are getting cranky out there, the results are bad and theres no ketchup at the Spurs Lodge. I need you to step up a gear and improve things.
Juande Ramos: Ah puta, get bent.. Mister Levy
Daniel Levy: Did you just tell me to get bent?
Juande Ramos: No No, excuse, get bent...-ley, sorry, bad english.
Daniel Levy: Aha, well then, I will get you David Bentley
Juande Ramos: Ahh Ok.... Pheew, dodged that one.
A year goes by
Daniel Levy: Mr Ramos, the results are still bad, players are still miserable, I got you David Bentley like you wanted and you know what? The player is shit, how about that.
Juand Ramos: Well eh si ahm, I never wanted Mister David Bentley, I told you to get bent.... Idiota.
Daniel Levy: Your'e fired
A few years goes by
Daniel Levy: Well then mr Villas Boas, I wanted champions league football, and we ended fifth, not good enough.
AVB: Well it was an extremely close one, you have to agree? I lost Modric, I lost Van Der Vaart, still ended fifth. Pretty good considering you gave me new players two weeks into the campaign, players who lack that same creative spark that we lost in Mods and VDV. I'd say considering things, we did pretty good.
Daniel Levy: Not good enough, I wanted Champions league, I like to fill my tub with money and swim in it.
AVB: Ah, get bent
Daniel Levy: Get what?
AVB: Oh!, ah get... ben.....teke? Sorry, bad english, still settling in, you know, language barrier and all that..
Daniel Levy: Oh, I see. Well, i will get you Christian Benteke
AVB: Ehm... Ok
A villa fan: (warning, the below may cause you to spit out whatever you're drinking)
There isn't a Spurs played i'd take as part ex apart from Bale + 10m
Mr. P.
All fans are deluded. Even ours. Even me!
Yeah I know mate. But that takes the biscuit. Bale is the third best player in the world at the moment. Benteke I love, and he's had a fantastic first season, but to even start comparing the two is madness.
Rooney and Higuain are also being valued at £25 million. as Good a year as benteke had and as much as i like him i think someone must have it wrong.
It's not very imaginative to go for Benetke, a club like us needs to search for the best deals, this guy is worth 20-28 million just because he had one good season in the prem, I think he would be a very risky signing.