- Nov 7, 2004
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How can you say that Bale is only the 3rd best player in the world!
A bloody gooner wum on here if you ask me!
How can you say that Bale is only the 3rd best player in the world!
Daniel Levy: Mr Jol, I'm not very happy with this season, I need you to improve.
Martin Jol: Bah, get bent Mr Levy, we did alright
Daniel Levy: Get bent? Darren Bent?
Martin Jol: Whatever
Daniel Levy: Fine, if that's the player you need then fine, I will get him.
A year goes by
Daniel Levy: Well that didn't quite work out now did it?
Martin Jol: I told you to get bent, not get Darren Bent... you tosser.
Daniel Levy: Your'e fired.
Some time goes by
Daniel Levy: Well then Mr Ramos, The players are getting cranky out there, the results are bad and theres no ketchup at the Spurs Lodge. I need you to step up a gear and improve things.
Juande Ramos: Ah puta, get bent.. Mister Levy
Daniel Levy: Did you just tell me to get bent?
Juande Ramos: No No, excuse, get bent...-ley, sorry, bad english.
Daniel Levy: Aha, well then, I will get you David Bentley
Juande Ramos: Ahh Ok.... Pheew, dodged that one.
A year goes by
Daniel Levy: Mr Ramos, the results are still bad, players are still miserable, I got you David Bentley like you wanted and you know what? The player is shit, how about that.
Juand Ramos: Well eh si ahm, I never wanted Mister David Bentley, I told you to get bent.... Idiota.
Daniel Levy: Your'e fired
A few years goes by
Daniel Levy: Well then mr Villas Boas, I wanted champions league football, and we ended fifth, not good enough.
AVB: Well it was an extremely close one, you have to agree? I lost Modric, I lost Van Der Vaart, still ended fifth. Pretty good considering you gave me new players two weeks into the campaign, players who lack that same creative spark that we lost in Mods and VDV. I'd say considering things, we did pretty good.
Daniel Levy: Not good enough, I wanted Champions league, I like to fill my tub with money and swim in it.
AVB: Ah, get bent
Daniel Levy: Get what?
AVB: Oh!, ah get... ben.....teke? Sorry, bad english, still settling in, you know, language barrier and all that..
Daniel Levy: Oh, I see. Well, i will get you Christian Benteke
AVB: Ehm... Ok
JJ has stuck his neck out and called the Benteke deal, ITK reports in general have not had many hits in recent times. Will be interesting to see if this is yet another miss.
To be fair though, it's all down to the information fed to the ITKs. It could be 100% spot on at the time, for it to change at the last minute. Look at the Villa deal. It does seem that the ITKs were correct about our interest and bids going in but Villa seemed to have decided to stay in Spain.
Roque Santa Cruz also showed good ability, yet he was a one season wonder.
I don't rate him, but if JJ is right and we are signing him, I hope I'm wrong and he ends up to be a great buy
I wonder what villa forums will make of our new ITK Benteke is done?
There isn't much on there. Last post was at about 11 o'clock. But these made me laugh while i was browsing.I wonder what villa forums will make of our new ITK Benteke is done?
Roque Santa Cruz also showed good ability, yet he was a one season wonder.
I don't rate him, but if JJ is right and we are signing him, I hope I'm wrong and he ends up to be a great buy
Yeah and that cavani fella at Palermo just isn't prolific, thank god we didn't spend 15m euros on his ugly ass
Half are still saying it's a ploy for new contract... Awkward!
There isn't much on there. Last post was at about 11 o'clock. But these made me laugh while i was browsing.
In response to a GlasonSpur post:
VillaFan 1: "Is it just me that finds his posts incredibly patronising."
VillaFan 2: "Every spurs fan I know is a patronising word removed.
Every Arsenal fan I known is a genuine guy, speaks highly of Villa and has a great knowledge of football."
this convo is pretty good to read too:
VillaFan1: "There isn't a Spurs played i'd take as part ex apart from Bale + 10m"
VillaFan2: "Dempsey, Kaboul, Bale, Dembele, Sigurosson, Holtby, and Sandro would all be excellent players to pick up from Spurs."
VillaFan3: "Let me translate that for anyone who doesn't recognise these names ;
Too old, Not good enough, Off to Spain, Inconsistent, Set Pieces Only, Who ?, and Injury Prone.....thanks but no thanks"
Roque Santa Cruz also showed good ability, yet he was a one season wonder.
I don't rate him, but if JJ is right and we are signing him, I hope I'm wrong and he ends up to be a great buy