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Jose Mourinho

How do you feel about Mourinho appointment

  • Excited - silverware here we come baby

    Votes: 666 46.7%
  • Meh - will give him a chance and hope he is successful

    Votes: 468 32.8%
  • Horrified - praying for the day he'll fuck off

    Votes: 292 20.5%

  • Total voters
    1,426

fishhhandaricecake

Well-Known Member
Nov 15, 2018
19,362
48,382
Jose is all about timing too, he also knows klopp and pep won’t last forever so I think there is actually a realistic chance he could win us the league if he sees out the 3.5 year contract.
 

freeeki

Arsehole.
Aug 5, 2008
11,842
69,516
People also forget his Porto and first Chelse team were exactly the same. Organised defensively in a medium block and funnelling the opposition into central traps where Makalele/ Costinha would pounce and start a counter.

I’ve read this three times but after two years of “twat it backwards towards Lloris and hope for the best” I think I’ve forgotten what tactics actually are
 

doctor stefan Freud

the tired tread of sad biology
Sep 2, 2013
15,170
72,170
You mean the irrelevant Elvis? Troubling.
Come sir- early 70s Elvis is a far richer sound. You’re mistaking it for the mid 70s Hawaii era; the one where he constantly wore the expression of a man passing armadillo sized turds. That’s what I futuristically refer to as Mourinho’s West Ham years
 

gavspur

Well-Known Member
Jun 24, 2004
5,307
8,820
This feels like early 70s Vegas Elvis. Different from the entities of the 50s and late 60s. Perhaps not as gorgeous, visually at least, but richer, deeper and happier in his own skin

Every now and again, you post something that makes me want to have a beer with you. This is one of those posts.
 

GMI

G.
Dec 13, 2006
3,118
12,210
This line in the above article made me chuckle. Classic Barney: ‘But it is another cliche, a case of taking the public persona at face value, to assume that Mourinho is in fact football’s own exposed Chernobyl core, that he will dissolve your skin and irradiate your vital organs simply by wearing the club crest’.
 

Shadydan

Well-Known Member
Jul 7, 2012
38,247
104,143
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