A Song for Toby

[diamondlight]

I can just see 30k spurs fans singing away in a manger.

You're right. Here's a much more sensible suggestion

Ooooh Toby Alderweireld
Ooooh Toby Alderweireld
Ooooh Toby Alderweireld
Knees bent, arms stretched, head head head!

(sung to the Hokey Cokey)

 

[JW_Spur]

I think just singing his name to the old Van Der Vaart tune would work.

Well the syllables do anyway.

 

[Gbspurs]

You're right. Here's a much more sensible suggestion

Toby Toby Alderweireld
Toby Toby Alderweireld
Toby Toby Alderweireld
Knees bent, arms stretched, head head head!

(sung to the Hokey Cokey)

I actually quite like it but playing Simon Cowell again I think this works better with an elongated Toby rather than 2 Toby's.

 

[bomberH]

I actually quite like it but playing Simon Cowell again I think this works better with an elongated Toby rather than 2 Toby's.

Surely 'oooooh Toby Alderweirled' etc. This is my preferred chant too, though I think people may not sing it for fear of mispronunciation.

Or maybe we could sing Toby to the tune of Jolene.

Toby, Toby, Toby, Tobeeeeeeeeey.
im begging of you don't split up with Jan.

 

[E8spur]

his name works with the Teddy Sherringham / Tommy Huddlestone chant too...

Ohhhh Toby, Toby!

 

[Spurger King]

To the tune of 'Neighbours'

Tooooby
Toby Toby Alderweireld
Jan Vertonghen wants your child
And John Terry is a ****.

Tooooby
and Vertonghen play together,
That's when defenders become good friends

 

[JollyHappy]

To the Klinsman one

There's only one Alderweireld
there's only one alderweirleld
Walking along, singing this song
walking in a Toby wonderland

 

[ButchCassidy]

To the tune of Daft Punk's "Around the World":

Alderweireld, Alderweireld
Alderweireld, Alderweireld
Alderweireld, Alderweireld
Alderweireld, Alderweireld
Alderweireld, Alderweireld
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Alderweireld, Alderweireld

 

[Spurger King]

To 'Beadle's About'

Toby. Alderweireld.
Toby. Alderweireld.
Yes you'd better watch out,
And John Terry's a ****.

 

[bigpalacios]

This in monotone...

I fucking love you toby, yes I fucking do
You can pop round my gaff for a motherfucking brew.

Rinse and repeat.

Awe inspiring,

 

[Spurger King]

Give me an A.
AAAAA
Give me an L
LLLLL
Give me a D
DDDDD
Give me an E
EEEEE
Give me an R
RRRRR
Give me a W
DOUBLEYOO
Give me an E
EEEEE
Give me an I
IIIIII
Give me an R
RRRRRR
Give me an E
EEEEEE
Give me an L
LLLLLL
Give me a D
DDDDDD
What have you got?

**Full-time whistle blows**

 

[diamondlight]

Surely 'oooooh Toby Alderweirled' etc.

Duly edited!

 

[IGSpur]

You would be better off taking this out and elongating his name to fit as otherwise it's a word jumble. Here to help.

I actually added that bit as I thought it fitted better and made more sense than the orginal which said rocking toby alderweireld. Our rock, of course being our rock in defence. Fits to me when I sing it over the actual song

Here we goooo - rock-ing - all - over-the-world
Here we goooo our rock-is - toby - alder weir eld

 

[Shadydan]

To the tune of Ruby

TOBY TOBY TOBY TOBY

dum dum dum dum dum dum...