Alexander Sørloth

[CrouchPotato]

I really want this guy, as I said I follow a palace fan that absolutely hates Roy for not playing him. He’s fast and powerful, can play on the wing and has a monster shot. Slightly younger, more resale value.

I know lots of you think he’s poor because it’s the Turkish league but it’s not like Janssen and Nkoudou did any better in turkey

 

[Jamturk]

Sorl-off........or on?

Must be a mis-steak

 

[Japhet]

At around twice the price of Diallo (allegedly), I know who I'd pick every single time.

 

[matthew.absurdum]

Seriously, if RB Leipzig rates the player, I can't see him as a bad deal. They know how to identify good player

 

[Rosco1984]

this is like the girl whos kind of cute but a bit boring you like her but your keeping your options open and don't make any effort. Then she looks like she might sleep with someone else and your like hold on don't do that I want you ffs.

 

[sausage]

I'm not against Sorloth as a pre-Janssen Jassen-type signing for Janssen-type money. In the hope he doesn't turn out like Janssen.


However, nothing would be more Ed Woodward than Ed Woodward signing Sorloth for £30m

 

[CrouchPotato]

Why would Palace sell to rivals Man united though? Must be spurs

 

[George94]

I feel like we're being a total fuck-boy to all these strikers.

Giving them all the biggen.

"I only have eyes for you"

"We'd be a great match together" etc etc.

They seem really keen to make it happen, but we leave their WhatsApp messages on 'read' for weeks.

No communication.

And just as they're about to go on a date with someone else, we text them back...

"Hey, you up? ?" ...

 

[snakehipsspurs]

I understand the Turkish league isn’t the strongest, but watching videos of this lad last year he looked insane. Massive, quick, good touch and proper finisher. If Leipzig wanted him too then they must be seeing something, because they are so shrewd in the market and this is the guy they wanted to replace Werner!

I’d still prefer Edouard as he’s the only player we’re linked to who can become special, but Sorloth could be a smart play and cheaper than all the other options

 

[Snarfalicious]

Strikes me as a United thing to do. Woodward just shitting his pants and offering way above the market rate for a player.

 

[King of Otters]

Chelsea need a striker. I believe they have form with this sort of thing.

 

[dtxspurs]

Seriously, if RB Leipzig rates the player, I can't see him as a bad deal. They know how to identify good player

They buy plenty of duds. They purchase tons of young players so when a few hit it makes up for all their purchases.

 

[DiVaio]

norwegian Weghorst ?

 

[brendanb50]

Strikes me as a United thing to do. Woodward just shitting his pants and offering way above the market rate for a player.

Quite possibly this - If United are bidding then i can see us stepping away. We seem to do our business on the quiet to avoid these bidding wars and United will undoubtedly have more cash at this stage to offer.

 

[George94]

I'm also a bit confused as to why Palace wouldn't just have him back if he's that highly rated - they're not exactly spoilt for strikers and they keep loaning that useless bloke from Chelsea

 

[Guntz]

Why are people comparing him to Janssen they're nothing alike? I mean they're both left-footed but that's about it.

Sorloth is much quicker and stronger and is definitely a better player. Regardless if he signs or not.

 

[PrettyColors]

I feel like we're being a total fuck-boy to all these strikers.

Giving them all the biggen.

"I only have eyes for you"

"We'd be a great match together" etc etc.

They seem really keen to make it happen, but we leave their WhatsApp messages on 'read' for weeks.

No communication.

And just as they're about to go on a date with someone else, we text them back...

"Hey, you up? ?" ...

Lmao, reading the Diallo quote from yesterday where we told him straight up “you’re our last resort”. This is pretty great maneuvering from the club, but this last minute medical thing just doesn’t strike me as a Levy sort of thing to do.

 

[tiger666]

If it's United it must have been kept quiet or they've just pounced. I don't see anything about him on Redcafe unless I'm missing something.

 

[razzmaster]

I am probably in the minority but I think that Sorloth would be an excellent signing.

 

[Chello90]

Trabzonspor fans on Twitter seem to think he's going United...but then again there's some claiming he will be better than Aguero and Kane