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HildoSpur

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Oct 1, 2005
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https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...-footballer-sent-off-for-farting-during-match

A Swedish footballer has hit out after being sent off for breaking wind during a match – with the referee accusing him of “deliberate provocation” and “unsportsmanlike behaviour”.

Adam Lindin Ljungkvist, who was playing at left-back in the match between Järna SK’s reserve team and Pershagen SK, was shown a second yellow card late on in what local media called “bizarre circumstances”.

“I had a bad stomach, so I simply let go,” the 25-year-old told Länstidningen Södertälje. “Then I received two yellow cards and then red. Yes, I was shocked, it’s the strangest thing I have ever experienced in football.

“I asked the referee, ‘What, am I not allowed to break wind a little?’ ‘No,’ he replied … I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.”

Opposition striker Kristoffer Linde told the paper: “I was standing a good distance away but I heard the fart loud and clear. It’s the strangest thing I’ve seen on a pitch, and I’ve been playing football since I was eight years old.”

The referee, Dany Kako, confirmed that Ljungkvist had received the second yellow card for breaking wind, explaining: “I perceived it as deliberate provocation. He did it on purpose and it was inappropriate. Therefore, he received a yellow card.”

Ljungkvist told Aftonbladet: “To provoke anyone with a fart is not particularly smart or normal. It’s nonsense – I just broke wind and got a red card. I spoke to the referee afterwards, I was annoyed, but there were no bad words. I just said he was a buffoon.”

Kako said he had experienced similar incidents before. “Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch. I showed him a yellow card, too.”
 
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HildoSpur

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To be fair to the ref if the fart was anything like my dog does on a regular basis he should have sent the entire team off.
 

worcestersauce

"I'm no optimist I'm just a prisoner of hope
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"I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.”:LOL::LOL::LOL:
This done me this did, funniest thing I've read in ages.
 
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mark87

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I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.”:LOL::LOL::LOL:
This done me this did, funniest thing I've read in ages.

Absolutely, I couldn't stop laughing when I read this. It's called a 'cupcake' if you're asking!
 

LukaMotion

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Apparently he also made accusations about the referees family, including that the ref's mother was a hamster and that his father smells of elderberries.

You can see why the red was shown.
 
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