Breaking Anomaly...

[Rout-Ledge]

Kane got his whole body behind that one. You'd never guess he wasn't a keeper.

 

[thinktank]

Reports just in that Daniel Levy has parted company with his hair stylist of 15 years, Elvis "tito" Pimento. Pimento said, "I still lob Senior Leeby...and hit was han honour to have hat pipteen years wit sauch ah wahndahrful, giving hooman being...I know I will nevah hab de opportunitee to work wid such amaaaaazinggg hair like diz again, butt it is time fourla me to fine a noo challinge...a noo Adonis fourla me to sculpt...a noo 'Sampson'!

 

[eddiev14]

"Team news now, and Sebastian Bassong starts today for Newcastle against West Brom - a move allowed by Spurs Chairman Daniel Levy, despite the player's suspension and imminent transfer to the North London club."

 

[dagraham]

Hugo Lloris can afford to get the cigars out. He's been a virtual spectator all game with absolutely nothing to do.

 

[Spurger King]

"and there's Joe Lewis celebrating in the stands. He just can't get enough of this club."

 

[Strikeb4ck]

Lennon rises above Hangeland and heads home the winner.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

can they happen twice?

That's not a tackle.

 

[Strikeb4ck]

Friedel retires.

 

[DuDe]

Following Roman Abramovich's deportation and the consequential collapse at Chelsea, José Mourinho agrees to become Mauricio Pochettino's " translator ".

 

[ClintEastwould]

"and there's Joe Lewis celebrating in the stands. He just can't get enough of this club."

Joe Lewis is not even an actual person. He is just a yacht.

 

[DuDe]

Jamie Redknapp gives an unbiased assessment of a great Tottenham performance, whilst finishing a complete sentence, and, without use of a cliché.

 

[cooko70]

With the talent on show today , you have to praise the scouting network...

 

[L-man]

Eriksen with another brave, crunching tackle in the middle of the park

 

[DuDe]

Actual former footballers are appointed to run the FA.

 

[mpickard2087]

Townsend carefully placing that shot into the corner with great precision.

 

[yankspurs]

Spurs announce a net spend of £5m during the transfer window

 

[am_yisrael_chai]

The Spurs fans begin their famous "Buddhist Army" chant in perfect unison as a Zen calmness pervades White Hart Lane.

 

[Harry Barber]

Due to the mods being away on their annual conference, Jimbo78 has been appointed temporary head mod.

 

[thinktank]

Spurs fans fly "LEVY FOREVER" banner over white hart lane during their home game with Burnley.

Spurs lost 0-30.

 

[Mr Pink]

Leandro Damiao, 39, has signed a 5 year contract with the Club.