Cristiano Ronaldo

[Aleks]

Too old, rather would have had messi

Dropped the ball there

 

[Stoof]

@Rob starting both Messi and Ronaldo threads.

It's like PES6 Dream Team stuff.

 

[antti19]

oh no

 

[sausage]

It seems ridiculous to say, but of all the reasons in the many piles of reasons why it wouldn't happen...

...Son is #7

 

[SpursTillIDie1882]

 

[Pochemon94]

For real I think he ends up at PSG, mbappe won’t resign and will end up at Madrid, leaving a vacant striker position for him to fill, rumors saying 25 mil would do it for juve to let him go, also they could afford the absolutely insane wages he would be on/wouldn’t be crippled by it, also Ligue 1 would look the other way because it would help with tv ratings/going to the table with the tv companies to get more money would they need to strike a deal

 

[Yiddo100]

Bloody hell Mesut who let you in?

 

[mil1lion]

Winks linking with Ronaldo is dreamland

 

[cabinfever]

I can’t believe this made a second page!!! ?

 

[Frozen_Waffles]

For real I think he ends up at PSG, mbappe won’t resign and will end up at Madrid, leaving a vacant striker position for him to fill, rumors saying 25 mil would do it for juve to let him go, also they could afford the absolutely insane wages he would be on/wouldn’t be crippled by it, also Ligue 1 would look the other way because it would help with tv ratings/going to the table with the tv companies to get more money would they need to strike a deal

I know it's all ridiculous and ffp, dirty money and all that.

But watching a front line of Ronaldo neymar and Messi would be something very special.

 

[fletch82]

Don't want him
That new advert is weird and he looks a bit like stallones mum now
#wide berth

 

[DJS]

Rob loves starting banter threads this transfer window lol.

 

[fortworthspur]

sure his youtube videos look good but has anyone here really seen him?

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

N’Jie is actually quicker

 

[Gassin's finest]

ffs

 

[easley91]

Never heard of him. Can he play CB?

 

[WOTspur]

I saw Cristiano at a Tesco in Manchester many years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[tiger666]

I saw Cristiano at a Tesco in Manchester many years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

What the fuck have I just read.

 

[easley91]

I saw Cristiano at a Tesco in Manchester many years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Stopped reading at I.

 

[sausage]

sure his youtube videos look good but has anyone here really seen him?

Yeah he's a bit of a donkey with no end product




As a side note, it'd be pretty good if someone made a channel with loads of crap highlights instead of piecing together the 'good bits'