Gareth Bale - Chant

[aliyid]

I know we’re a long way from being back in the stadium but I hate the droning Baaaaale Baaaaaale chant and sure we can come up with something better for him this time around.

I do like “he was born to play for Spurs”

 

[littlemandefoe]

We've got him on loan, we've got him on looooaaaaannnnn, GARETH BALE, WE'VE GOT HIM ON LOAN.

 

[MotspurHotspur]

Huge fan of the...

This is how it feels to be arsenal,
This is how it feels to be small,
We've got Bale, you've got Mezut Ozil

Someone made up a fees ago

 

[jonnyrotten]

I like this one courtesy of @Flashp

He's turned from galactico back to a yid
He likes to play golf, and he hates Real Madrid
Zidane tried to bin him, and look what it did
The thing he loves most is being a yid

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Gareth Bale
and a fresh new Dane
We cannot not fail
'Cause we've got support for Kane
Come see the new tale
of Kane and Bale

 

[Tiberius Gracchus]

We've got him on loan, we've got him on looooaaaaannnnn, GARETH BALE, WE'VE GOT HIM ON LOAN.

He's one of our loans
He's one of our loooooooooans
Gareth Bale,
He's one of our loans

 

[thecook]

He was reborn to play for Spurs

 

[Tiberius Gracchus]

He cuts to left
He cuts to the right
Gareth Bale
His haircut is shite

 

[SuperSpuds]

Having been listening to Bowie - Ashes to Ashes yesterday I’ve started spontaneously singing

Ledley to Lennon, Keane to Mido,
We know Gareth Bale’s a yiddo!

I know, I should have kept that to myself.

 

[Boeen]

Melody: Blink 182 - All small tings

Gareth Bale
The king of Wales
He hates Chelsea and Arsenal
And on the right wing he is unstopable

Nananananananna nanananannanana

Gareth Bale
The king of Wales
He hates Chelsea and Arsenal
And his swing is remarkable

Nanannanana nanananana nanananan

 

[Tiberius Gracchus]

Having been listening to Bowie - Ashes to Ashes yesterday I’ve started spontaneously singing

Ledley to Lennon, Keane to Mido,
We know Gareth Bale’s a yiddo!

I know, I should have kept that to myself.

In the mid-noughties I tried several times to get a Mido chant going, to the tune of The Banana Boat Song (aka the Trio chocolate bar song):

Mido, is a yiiiiiiido
I wanna Mido and I want one now

 

[N17TJK]

To the tune of Yankee Doodle, like Uniteds old Zlatan chant.

Daniel Levy went to Spain,
In his Lamborghini,
Bought us Bale and Sergio cos Jose fuckin needs um.
Ones Spain’s left back,
One plays off scratch,
He’s got the Yids excited,
Gareth Bale is finally Home, said no to Man United.

 

[joey55]

"You're just a shit Andy Reid
Shit Andy Reeeid........"

Or are we going for a different kind of vibe?

 

[JamieSpursCommunityUser]

Oh what a night!
Gareth Bale plays in Lily-white.
You've got Oezil cause you're f-ing shite.
What a feeling, what a night!

 

[HodisGawd]

I think we all just need to sing I Am the Resurrection. That would be immense.

 

[LukaMotion]

To the tune of My old man's a dustman.

Gareth's back at Tottenham
He fucking hates Madrid
He'll score against the Arsenal
Cause he's a proper yid

Zidane didn't want him
But no-one fucking cares
Cause now he's back at Tottenham
He's born to play for Spurs

 

[Dirtysanchez6]

I’m just buzzing for the bale bale bale Chant in a full capacity new stadium no other will be better than that

 

[southlondonyiddo]

Gareth Bale in the Welsh style of Bread of Heaven Is the correct answer

 

[DEFchenkOE]

He'll play golf when he wants,
he'll play golf when he wants,
Gareth Bale,
he'll play golf when he wants

 

[Locotoro]

In the mid-noughties I tried several times to get a Mido chant going, to the tune of The Banana Boat Song (aka the Trio chocolate bar song):

Mido, is a yiiiiiiido
I wanna Mido and I want one now

I guess he really took it to heart