Gareth Bale song

[andyw362]

He plays on the left
He runs out of sight
That boy Bale, makes Maicon/Inter look shite

 

[Raxscallion]

Given the gif I've just seen, any Bale song should make reference to his massive dong.

 

[Jody]

The Gareth Bale Shlong.

 

[roosh]

He plays on the left
He runs out of sight
That boy Bale, makes Maicon/Inter look shite

was just singing this in the shower :grin:

my version was:
He plays on the left
Not on the rii-hi-iiiiight
That boy Bale, makes Maicon/Inter/Ronaldo look shite

I prefer the runs out of sight bit though

 

[sherbornespurs]

I'd go for the unofficial Welsh national anthem, Cwm Rhonnda. It would be fantastic if it caught on, the perfect accoutrement to 'Oh...when...the Spurs...'

For the uninitiated it's the song that Welsh Rugby fans sing with so much emotion and passion when they get fed up singing 'Land of my Fathers',
the one that goes 'Bread of Heaven, feed me 'til I want no more'.

No mention of his name in the song, but everyone knows who it's about.

 

[rebrab]

Given the gif I've just seen, any Bale song should make reference to his massive dong.

Eek

WHAT? :rofl:

 

[rebrab]

to the tune of "kumbaya my lord, kumbaya"

"Give my bale the ball... gareth bale"

or I just want to get "barbra streisand" by duck sauce going, with interludes of all our players at kick off :lol:

doesn't make sense but I don't give a f*** :razz:

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

To the tune of Hey hey we're the Monkees :grin:

Here's he comes
speeding down the wing
he gets the funniest looks from
everyone he beats
hey hey his names Gareth
and he likes running around
and it's only his massive lugholes
that have a chance of slowing him down

 

[lloydi200182]

To the tune of "Gold" by Spandeau Ballet

Gareth Bale, BALE!
Always Creating Goooooals
Tearing Right backs new AssHoles,
He's unstoppablllllleee
always delivering
Gareth Bale, BALE!..........

 

[AW?]

Rolling Stones - Monkey Man (no need to change any lyrics)

Well I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman
Monkey woman too, babe!

I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey!
I'm a monkey man! I'm a monkey man!
I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey!
Monkey! monkey! monkey!

 

[chivers!]

Everybody in the Park Lane block, was dancing to the Balehorse cock...