- Jul 9, 2011
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So we're going to lose on Sunday. I hope you've all accepted that. The question isn't rhetorical, by the way. How the hell can this season get any worse? Let's brainstorm.
Kyle Naughton could end up being two midgets in a man costume.
Daniel Levy runs out of head polish and begins growing his perm out again.
A dedicated left back puts all his money into the stadium for us for the naming rights and we end up playing 14/15 in the Timothee Atouba Arena.
Scientists prove that even in the accepted reality wherein there are a million parallel universes with a million different outcomes, we still don't finish above Arsenal.
We realise we never sold Goran Bunjevcevic and he's actually been hiding in the utility cupboard for the past half decade.
The stadium rises on anatromic legs and walks to Nottingham until ENIC gets its shit together.
A seance reveals the angry ghost of Roberto Soldado's finishing is roaming the halls.
Sherwood loses his gilet.
Kyle Naughton could end up being two midgets in a man costume.
Daniel Levy runs out of head polish and begins growing his perm out again.
A dedicated left back puts all his money into the stadium for us for the naming rights and we end up playing 14/15 in the Timothee Atouba Arena.
Scientists prove that even in the accepted reality wherein there are a million parallel universes with a million different outcomes, we still don't finish above Arsenal.
We realise we never sold Goran Bunjevcevic and he's actually been hiding in the utility cupboard for the past half decade.
The stadium rises on anatromic legs and walks to Nottingham until ENIC gets its shit together.
A seance reveals the angry ghost of Roberto Soldado's finishing is roaming the halls.
Sherwood loses his gilet.