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SlunkSoma

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I, like a lot of you, are really quite worried about what's happening at the moment.

It is not about finishing above Arsenal, or our expectations being unreasonable. For me it is the performance and attitudes around the club that stink. I think Tim's character is unfairly criticised at times, I was thinking about the conversation he must have had when the job - even in the interim - was offered. How could he not take it? Someone who wants to manage gets this opportunity, they would be mad not to take it.

We can only continue to look forward though, and carve out some positivity from what has so far been a very difficult season. Yes we are 5th, yes we are still in the Europe League with still a decent chance of winning it, but the performances and the way our club is being talked about is very hard to take.

So, what is your 5 point plan in getting the positivity back in?

1) A settled lineup.
Chopping and changing every two weeks it detrimental to form. We need to recognise our best team and players, to be able to properly support and appreciate them.
2) Creativity in the team not on the bench.
Eriksen, more so than anyone, needs to play regularly.
3) Back the big money signings to produce.
Not happening at the moment for one reason or the other, get Soldado and Lamela back in the team ASAP. Might be a bit controversial because a price tag shouldn't mean you should play - but in the wider sense we've spunked money on these two; it is for the good of the club to get them firing. They can't do that from the bench. Soldado in particular needs to take some responsibility for his awful form, but its becoming a vicious circle.
4) Embrace the competition we still have an opportunity to win.
Winning, or even getting to the final/semis of the Europa would inject some excitement around the place.
5) Accept the state of flux we are in.
Our goal of CL football looks all but finished, collectively we need to look at the rest of this season as a write-off league wise. Get our heads around our lowered expectations and we might just start to enjoy it. I when we win a match relatively comfortably, and I'm not ecstatic with excitement as I expected a win.
 

yusrisafri

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Jun 27, 2004
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Step 1 - open the door to sherwoods office
Step 2 - tell him hes fired
Step 3 - wait till he leaves the office
Step 4 - change the door lock
Step 5 - offer van gaal a job

Tadaa........5 steps to improve....
 

Geyzer Soze

Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd
Aug 16, 2010
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Step 1 - open the door to sherwoods office
Step 2 - tell him hes fired
Step 3 - wait till he leaves the office
Step 4 - change the door lock
Step 5 - offer van gaal a job

Tadaa........5 steps to improve....
Step 6 - open the door to van gaal's office
Step 7 - tell him he's fired
Step 8 - wait till he leaves the office
Step 9 - change the door lock
Step 10 - offer (enter generic manager name here) a job
 

SlunkSoma

Like dogs bright
Oct 5, 2004
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Step 1 - open the door to sherwoods office
Step 2 - tell him hes fired
Step 3 - wait till he leaves the office
Step 4 - change the door lock
Step 5 - offer van gaal a job

Tadaa........5 steps to improve....

Wont happen until the summer though will it?
 

spurs-r-us

Well-Known Member
Aug 21, 2008
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Step 1 - open the door to sherwoods office
Step 2 - tell him hes fired
Step 3 - wait till he leaves the office
Step 4 - change the door lock
Step 5 - offer van gaal a job

Tadaa........5 steps to improve....
Step 6 - Realise Van Gaal hasn't won a trophy in years.
Step 7 - Get angry at the nerve he possessed in taking the job
Step 8 - Complain about the football
Step 9 - Fire him
Step 10 - Etc.
 

Geyzer Soze

Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd
Aug 16, 2010
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You say ...
... get Soldado and Lamela back in the team ASAP. Might be a bit controversial because a price tag shouldn't mean you should play - but in the wider sense we've spunked money on these two; it is for the good of the club to get them firing.
I hear you and obvs know what you are saying, but there is a train of thought that would say that you actaully SHOULD be playing your high priced players, and if you are not someone has fucked up.

We are not talking a bloody lamb burger here which you can order and write off if you don't like it, we are talking 26/30 MILLION QUID ... if somoene's going to spend that money, the product better be damn good or someone has quite some explaining to do!
 

stevenurse

Palacios' neck fat
May 14, 2007
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Play our best fucking team. One step.

I was absolutely gobsmacked that chadli replaced Capoue yesterday. Absolutely astonished. Then to bring on the human goal kick machine on with barely 10 mins left....

he's a moron. That's literally the only reasonable explanation. Bentaleb, great promise, but to play every minute for the last 2 months and loan out holtby (our own other really creative midfielder) is another moronic decision.
 

Wheeler Dealer

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Jul 29, 2011
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Your plan is no different to what is happening now..

1. Line up reasonably settled other than injuries
2. If you are counting on Eriksen as our saviour then you're f**ked
3. The big money signings are only big in terms of fee's paid and not on ability, as we've all seen
4. WTF
5. Why?
 

Geyzer Soze

Fearlessly the idiot faced the crowd
Aug 16, 2010
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Play our best fucking team. One step.

I was absolutely gobsmacked that chadli replaced Capoue yesterday. Absolutely astonished. Then to bring on the human goal kick machine on with barely 10 mins left....

he's a moron. That's literally the only reasonable explanation. Bentaleb, great promise, but to play every minute for the last 2 months and loan out holtby (our own other really creative midfielder) is another moronic decision.
Shouldn't have to (and can't!) always play your best team. Especially with this famed squad depth that we have, coupled with the fact that our best team has not really been figured out by anyone yet!
 

SlunkSoma

Like dogs bright
Oct 5, 2004
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You say ...
I hear you and obvs know what you are saying, but there is a train of thought that would say that you actaully SHOULD be playing your high priced players, and if you are not someone has fucked up.

We are not talking a bloody lamb burger here which you can order and write off if you don't like it, we are talking 26/30 MILLION QUID ... if somoene's going to spend that money, the product better be damn good or someone has quite some explaining to do!
I know you know what I'm saying, and I know what you are saying and agree. In theory it shouldn't even be a discussion. Someone who costs that much money should be the first name on the team-sheet, as their value should be based on their ability. Even though this is not always the case (Torres), Spurs can't afford a £26m 'flop'. Its damamging to our reputation, just like sometimes spending big money can add to your reputation.
 

Mr Pink

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Aug 25, 2010
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As much as top four looks out of reach now, viewing the league as a write off is absurd.

We must finish as high as we can and we have to be in a position to pounce if the unexpected happens, like Liverpool getting key injuries etc. Unlikely yes, but we have to keep fighting. In any case we need to be in the Europa League next season as the winners can qualify for the CL, and to finish below United this season would feel sickening given the season they've had.
 

SlunkSoma

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Oct 5, 2004
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As much as top four looks out of reach now, viewing the league as a write off is absurd.

We must finish as high as we can and we have to be in a position to pounce if the unexpected happens, like Liverpool getting key injuries etc. Unlikely yes, but we have to keep fighting. In any case we need to be in the Europa League next season as the winners can qualify for the CL, and to finish below United this season would feel sickening given the season they've had.
Maybe I should quantify that, I didn't mean just give up on the league and save our best players for the EL. I meant that we as fans need to be more balanced between league and cup success. I fully expect us to finish 5th, and that 4th is now highly unlikely. That needs to resonate, and we need to re-evaluate our goals.
 

robbiedee

Mama said knock you out
Jul 6, 2012
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Play our best fucking team. One step.

I was absolutely gobsmacked that chadli replaced Capoue yesterday. Absolutely astonished. Then to bring on the human goal kick machine on with barely 10 mins left....

he's a moron. That's literally the only reasonable explanation. Bentaleb, great promise, but to play every minute for the last 2 months and loan out holtby (our own other really creative midfielder) is another moronic decision.
Me too. Was watching it on the telebox with my son. When Capoue went off I said to the boy...hopefully this means Eriksen will come on and give us some creativity...
 

Mr Pink

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Aug 25, 2010
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Maybe I should quantify that, I didn't mean just give up on the league and save our best players for the EL. I meant that we as fans need to be more balanced between league and cup success. I fully expect us to finish 5th, and that 4th is now highly unlikely. That needs to resonate, and we need to re-evaluate our goals.

Yeah fair enough.

I think there should be more balance between both aims now. Starting with, for example, playing Ade on Thursday night - and for the love of God Eriksen in behind him.
 

absolute bobbins

Am Yisrael Chai
Feb 12, 2013
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Step 1 - open the door to sherwoods office
Step 2 - tell him hes fired
Step 2.5 - Give him the famous Archie slap
Step 3 - wait till he leaves the office
Step 4 - change the door lock
Step 5 - offer van gaal a job

Tadaa........5 5.5 steps to improve....

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edit, For those who don't know what the Archie slap is

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SlunkSoma

Like dogs bright
Oct 5, 2004
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Yeah fair enough.

I think there should be more balance between both aims now. Starting with, for example, playing Ade on Thursday night - and for the love of God Eriksen in behind him.
Yes, and that should hopefully reap benefits in the league as I dunno, our players might actually work out how to play together.

Just to take a step back, I can't believe that we have signed Eriksen. How the muck is he not starting.
 
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