HuggyBear
Cupid Stunt
- May 14, 2006
- 3,291
- 61
Just in case any of you dont know what he's like...
"Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was about 17th. It just shows how crap the other 8 of us were"
"Dani is so good-looking I don't know whether to play him or f*ck him"
"Hartson's got more previous than Jack the Ripper"
"Samassi Abou don't speak the English too good"
"By the look of him he [Ian Dowie] must have headed a lot of balls"
“Everyone f***ing jumps all over you. They don't care Michael Carrick's just 19. When he gave the ball away the other week there was 20000 people ****ing him off. He give a bad ball and they are all f***ing "weeerrrr".”
"Where are we in relation to Europe? Not far from Dover"
"I tape over most of them [player promotional videos] with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video."
“When I saw the referee put that whistle to his mouth I can't tell you how fantastic that felt for me. It was like winning the pools.”
"It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left."
“He can say exactly what he thinks of the job I've done. It's a million per cent not a problem for me.”
“If I said I'd go back now I'd be crucified - that's all I need”
"What are they going to do, shoot me? It's not war you know."
"I sorted out the team formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When your husband's as ugly as me, you'd only want to talk football in bed"
“Van Persie obviously thought 'Why take the p*** out of poor old Southampton? I'll get sent off and make a game of it'.”
“The sad part is that the ones who do well want to go, but you cannot move the ones who are useless,”
I left a couple of my foreigners out last week and they started talking in "foreign". I knew what they were saying: "Blah, blah, blah, le b****** manager, f****** useless b******!"
"I got a fantastic reception from the crowd here at Upton Park - and why shouldn't I? Now I'm looking forward to getting one off the wife. Reception I mean. I'm too old for all that kind of stuff."
Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up'
Football Commentator : What do you put your success down to this year?
Harry Redknapp : It’s a different team
"Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was about 17th. It just shows how crap the other 8 of us were"
"Dani is so good-looking I don't know whether to play him or f*ck him"
"Hartson's got more previous than Jack the Ripper"
"Samassi Abou don't speak the English too good"
"By the look of him he [Ian Dowie] must have headed a lot of balls"
“Everyone f***ing jumps all over you. They don't care Michael Carrick's just 19. When he gave the ball away the other week there was 20000 people ****ing him off. He give a bad ball and they are all f***ing "weeerrrr".”
"Where are we in relation to Europe? Not far from Dover"
"I tape over most of them [player promotional videos] with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video."
“When I saw the referee put that whistle to his mouth I can't tell you how fantastic that felt for me. It was like winning the pools.”
"It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left."
“He can say exactly what he thinks of the job I've done. It's a million per cent not a problem for me.”
“If I said I'd go back now I'd be crucified - that's all I need”
"What are they going to do, shoot me? It's not war you know."
"I sorted out the team formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When your husband's as ugly as me, you'd only want to talk football in bed"
“Van Persie obviously thought 'Why take the p*** out of poor old Southampton? I'll get sent off and make a game of it'.”
“The sad part is that the ones who do well want to go, but you cannot move the ones who are useless,”
I left a couple of my foreigners out last week and they started talking in "foreign". I knew what they were saying: "Blah, blah, blah, le b****** manager, f****** useless b******!"
"I got a fantastic reception from the crowd here at Upton Park - and why shouldn't I? Now I'm looking forward to getting one off the wife. Reception I mean. I'm too old for all that kind of stuff."
Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up'
Football Commentator : What do you put your success down to this year?
Harry Redknapp : It’s a different team
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