Jamie O'Hara on CBB...

[bomberH]

Not watching it cos I hate reality tv but came across this just now;

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/cbbs-jamie-ohara-left-red-9594879

The former Tottenham and Wolverhampton player told his fellow CBB contestants a seriously embarrassing story on last night's episode.

He revealed how his Spurs teammates once played a seriously cringeworthy prank on him - and he was left very red-faced.

Jamie said: "I think the best prank I ever got was I was - just started speaking to this girl and I was close with one of the boys there [Tottenham Hotspur FC].

"When I've gone to the shower he's changed the girl's number in my phone to his number."

"So for the whole time I'm thinking it's this girl and I'm saying, 'yeah why don't you come on over?'. And she went, 'yeah yeah my Dad's a big Spurs fan, we're gonna get a private jet I'll come and see you the night before the game.'"

"So I'm texting her going 'ah sweet' and she's going, "I can't wait to see you, like, I just want to sit on your d***'

"And I'm texting her back filth. I'm going the lot.

"I'm on the coach and they're all, everyone's on the coach. He's at the back and he's messaging me and I'm going, like, "I wanna do this and that. Come and see me tonight in the hotel."

His teammate, still pretending to be the woman he was 'sexting', then asked Jamie which hotel he was staying in, which Jamie obviously shared..

"They literally got me to go to a room and when I've gone to the room everyone is standing there - even the coach - and gone 'wheeyy'."

 

[michaelden]

The bastards!!!!

 

[Dillspur]

Brilliant!

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Bentley. Got to be Bentley

 

[Tucker]

I want to know which coach it was. Got to be Ramos......right? Right?

 

[ralvy]

I want to know which coach it was. Got to be Ramos......right? Right?

I'm guessing Jol.

Poor Jamie hahaha. What a wasted night for him.

 

[scat1620]

We did the same to one of our mates some years ago: after a week or two of build-up, one of our nights out ended up with him heading off by himself in a taxi (£30 fare!) to meet this 'girl' at a random address we plucked out of an estate agent's window. Poor **** got his taxi out to the sticks at 2am, and rang the doorbell of some random house who didn't have a clue who he was!

(We refunded his taxi fare the next time we saw him, because we don't have the balls to truly follow through a good practical joke.)

 

[monkeynick]

Who'd have thought that potential QI host Jamie O could be so easily duped?!

 

[dondo]

Bentley. Got to be Bentley

Was thinking it could have been Robbie Keane??

 

[Gb160]

Who'd have thought that potential QI host Jamie O could be so easily duped?!

Christ, not the sharpest knife in the drawer is he?
He probably wondering where Ant and Dec are and when the bushtucker trials will start.

 

[riggi]

This is why we diddnt win the cl.

Disgrace.

#levyout
#againstmodernfootballers
#hashtag

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Wouldn't this have been when he was getting stuck across mrs tottnum property?

 

[Navin R Johnson]

#hashtag

 

[DIEHARD]

I'm not too happy about the poster getting 72 funnies... It comes across as if he is funny when in actual fact he just reported that stuff

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Uffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

 

[Strikeb4ck]

It was funny to read but then once I heard him explain it and with the people he was surrounded by I wanted to shoot myself.

 

[archiewasking]

The least surprising bit about this is Bomber being the one to post it.

 

[C0YS]

The story whatever...

Whats the biggest Joke about this is how a player like Jamie O'Hara, ended up in Celebrity big brother after getting released from Gillingham.

I remember watching him against Wigan in a nil-nil draw during the infamous 2 points in 8 games run and thinking he was the only one on the pitch worth something and could be our Gattuso. Then in Portsmouth he was very impressive being by far the most creative player in that side an a cut above anyone else on that side. Like after that it was clear he didn't really hold much of a future at spurs, especially after the top 4 finish but seriously... wtf happened!

 

[Always Offside]

Got married and football suffered ?? Seems he went from a promising career to unemployed in a very short space of time ...

 

[Amo]

Fucking hell reading it then watching it is going from funny to stab myself with the glass from my cracked phone screen.

 

[C0YS]

Got married and football suffered ?? Seems he went from a promising career to unemployed in a very short space of time ...

After marriage he seemed to do fine. Went and did well for Portsmouth and initially started well for Wolves.

Looking into it I think its a mixture of injuries and poor attitude. He seemed to have offended quite a lot of peeps at wolves, really hated by fans. I think he may of still been on premier league wages when Wolves were in League one, that cant of helped.

However, after wasting the best years of his career frozen out of Wolves, he finally got a move to Blackpool were he played well, winning player of the year as his side got relegated. Only to be strangely released once again. Again he was released at Fulham despite being a regular player. At Gillingham it was injuries that forced him to quit.