John Terry jokes?

[Rabbi_Krustofski]

got any? :beer:

 

[spurs mental]

Wayne Bridge says he won't play for England with John Terry as captain. Capello wants Terry to shag Emile Heskey's missus.

 

[chrissivad]

Capello has phoned Wayne Bridge, annd told him John Terry has lost the captain's armband.


He's asked him if he can check under the bed.

 

[bill]

Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50 zone.





When questioned by police as to why he was speeding he said "I've just heard that John Terry's car is parked outside my house" !!!!

 

[TheWaddler]

John Terry was also said to be shagging Wayne's Mum, but many felt this was simply a Bridge too far....

Funny vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kou5mgu7XM

 

[antiloqus]

that is one terrible singing voice.

 

[Adam456]

Had those above but just got all of these. Last 4 very poor. I like the armband one best so far

The England team have voted for Terry to keep his place in the World Cup squad. With the ban on WAGs travelling to South Africa, no one wants him left behind.


Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding, he said: "l've just heard JT is parked outside my house!"


Bridge refuses to play for England while John Terry's captain...let's hope he starts cheating with Heskey's missus too.


England manager Fabio Capello phoned Wayne Bridge and said: "JT's lost the captain's armband. Can you do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for it?"


So JT was sleeping with Wayne Bridge's girl. Poor old Wayne - he wasn't even first choice with his missus.


Abramovich to increase capacity of Stamford Bridge to acommodate JT's ladies


Newsflash just in: "Bridge close to collapsing in Manchester. Support needed."


So JT has been caught stealing another man's girl. I bet his old mum will be so proud he's learned something from her.


Somebody bought me a box of Terry's All Gold. I was shocked to find new chocs called French Fancy and Cheat Cluster.

What have Wayne's ex-missus and the 2008 Champions League final goalpost got in common? They've both been banged by JT.

 

[spursphil]

A song for chelsea!

Chelsea wherever you may be, Don't leave your wife with John Terry His dad deals coke and his mum steals tea He cried when he missed a penalty Chelsea wherever you may, be Don't leave your wife with John Terry He cannot shoot and he can't fucking pass But he'll take your missus up the ass!

 

[JJetset]

A song for chelsea!

Chelsea wherever you may be, Don't leave your wife with John Terry His dad deals coke and his mum steals tea He cried when he missed a penalty Chelsea wherever you may, be Don't leave your wife with John Terry He cannot shoot and he can't fucking pass But he'll take your missus up the ass!

THAT ONE SHOULD GO INTO SPURS CHAT FOR WHEN WE PLAY THEM ! :grin:

 

[mil1lion]

Isn't that the one Mark Bright got in trouble for posting on his twitter page?

 

[3Dnata]

Wayne Bridge gave his wife a chocolate cast of his knob. She said she preferred Terry's.

 

[CosmicHotspur]

At the end of February, Chelsea are playing away from home between two European legs.

Something John Terry will be more than familiar with.

 

[spursphil]

John Terry prank call

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[davethebear]

First post on here could well be my last depending on the reaction it gets!

Made me laugh all the same

John Terry talking to Wayne Bridge on a night out 2 weeks ago...
Terry: 'What a year i've had Wayne, my mum got caught thieving out of Tesco's, my Dad was caught dealing coke in a pub, what's next!?'
Bridge says: 'How do you think i feel, i just found out my bird has aids'.

 

[ikky]

Wayne Bridge gave his wife a chocolate cast of his knob. She said she preferred Terry's

It's a little different, it goes: Wayne Bridge's wife was given a chocolate cock made by Cadbury's but she didn't want it she said she prefers Terry's