- May 30, 2013
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A woman bumps into Chelsea football team at a nightclub.
She goes up to John Terry and asks him to sign her left breast. She lifts up her top and he signs.
She then asks Mata to sign the right breast. She lifts up her top and he signs it.
She then goes up and asks Mourinho to sign her front bottom. Jose says, "Okay," and she pulls down her knickers at which point he says, "Actually, on second thoughts, I think I'll pass. The last time I signed a c**t it cost me £30 million."
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It's predicted that by 2025 you'll be no more than six feet away from an ex-Chelsea manager.
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I'm so excited.
Only three more Chelsea managers till Christmas!
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The Chelsea board.
The Metropolitan Police.
A lady with an itchy crotch.
They all regret going for that Brazilian.
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Jose Mourinho- "I'll walk if Chelsea don't win trophies."
Stephen Hawking- "I'll walk if Arsenal win trophies."
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Chelsea fans call it the "second coming" of Jose Mourinho.
Not to be outdone, Manchester City are trying to sign Jesus himself.
She goes up to John Terry and asks him to sign her left breast. She lifts up her top and he signs.
She then asks Mata to sign the right breast. She lifts up her top and he signs it.
She then goes up and asks Mourinho to sign her front bottom. Jose says, "Okay," and she pulls down her knickers at which point he says, "Actually, on second thoughts, I think I'll pass. The last time I signed a c**t it cost me £30 million."
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It's predicted that by 2025 you'll be no more than six feet away from an ex-Chelsea manager.
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I'm so excited.
Only three more Chelsea managers till Christmas!
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The Chelsea board.
The Metropolitan Police.
A lady with an itchy crotch.
They all regret going for that Brazilian.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jose Mourinho- "I'll walk if Chelsea don't win trophies."
Stephen Hawking- "I'll walk if Arsenal win trophies."
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Chelsea fans call it the "second coming" of Jose Mourinho.
Not to be outdone, Manchester City are trying to sign Jesus himself.