Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[Ribble]

Is there still a possibility for them to get relegated this season?

Quick breakdown -

Bournemouth - Need 1 more point to get above them, plenty of time for that.
Wolves - Need 3 more points, again plenty of time to get one win.
West Ham - Need to beat Man United and Brentford, but lose their other games.
Leicester - Would need to beat 3 of Fulham, Liverpool, Newcastle & West Ham and a point off the other.
Leeds - Would need to beat Newcastle, West Ham & us on the last day and take a point off Man City.
Forest - Would need 3 wins from Saints, Chelsea, Arsenal & Palace, and a point off the other.

So it is possible, but at this point sadly highly unlikely. Could easily drop to 15th, though.

 

[SUIYHA]

This has aged like milk left out in the sun

In this weird season, Lampard's Chelsea return makes perfect sense

Working with youth, hero status with fans and a chance of European glory - no wonder Frank Lampard is ready to return to Chelsea

theathletic.com

 

[slartibartfast]

To spend all that money and put in performances like that is a disgrace. Professional footballers my arse. Need to pick players who want to fight and drop the rest regardless if they just spent a fortune on them.
It's hilarious

 

[Gareth88]

Quick breakdown -

Bournemouth - Need 1 more point to get above them, plenty of time for that.
Wolves - Need 3 more points, again plenty of time to get one win.
West Ham - Need to beat Man United and Brentford, but lose their other games.
Leicester - Would need to beat 3 of Fulham, Liverpool, Newcastle & West Ham and a point off the other.
Leeds - Would need to beat Newcastle, West Ham & us on the last day and take a point off Man City.
Forest - Would need 3 wins from Saints, Chelsea, Arsenal & Palace, and a point off the other.

So it is possible, but at this point sadly highly unlikely. Could easily drop to 15th, though.

Thank you

 

[slartibartfast]

Typical Gooner, Fabregas just said 3.0. It was 3.1

 

[rossdapep]

I don't know what all the fuss is about, they are just returning to where they belong.


On a serious note, imagine if their future was to be nothing more than mid-table/relegation battlers? It would mean that all these supposed next generation talents had signed for a club in name only.

 

[allatsea]

Boehly is learning some very painful lessons.

 

[-Afri-Coy-]

Boehly is learning some very painful lessons.

He might just double down on the stupidity you never know

 

[Marty]

Missing an L but still good

 

[Spursmatty87]

Does anyone have any articles on what the state of their FFP is as I think the athletic were say they need £60m before the end of June.

 

[Rob]

Does anyone have any articles on what the state of their FFP is as I think the athletic were say they need £60m before the end of June.

Can we all pray for a 10 point deduction?

 

[Japhet]

Can we all pray for a 10 point deduction?

 

[Mate]

The Frank Lampard memes are in overdrive since he returned. It's actually clogging up my social media pages

 

[Wig]

The Frank Lampard memes are in overdrive since he returned. It's actually clogging up my social media pages

Feel free to share to best ones, this is a Let's All Laugh at Chelsea Thread

 

[Wig]

Classic

 

[thecook]

Is there still a possibility for them to get relegated this season?

I'd say there's an equal chance of them being relegated to them finishing above us.

As it stands they could still pip us on goal difference if we don't secure 1 more point. But both are very unlikely.

 

[UncleBuck]

Can we all pray for a 10 point deduction?

You can guarantee even if they got a points deduction it’d be for next season which is ridiculous when you look at other clubs lower down the food chain who get hit instantly.

 

[SUIYHA]

 

[ikky]

 

[rossdapep]

Classic

Andy Gray "These owners have a fixation with foreign coaches"

Last 2 Chelsea coaches. Both English.

"Is ir cause he's German?"

He does realise they sacked a German coach to bring in an English one?