Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[HobokenSpur]

Did they get an answer? They've never had 60k at West Ham...

I think it was the away fans singing 'Payet, you're going home to marseille..'

 

[Flynn]

So apparently the person in question isn't Fonte or payet

It's actually PVA who left Sunderland to go to Palace.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/pva-having-medical-now-at-palace.1324127/page-37#post-24769380

At least he didn't go full Adam Johnson.

 

[Nine while nine]

Fun Fact Time

Since 1 November 2016, West Ham have played 8 games at the OS. They have scored 7 goals in that time.

Since 1 January 2017, Manchester City have played 2 games at the OS. They have scored 9 goals in that time.

#Fortress

 

[Gb160]

Fun Fact Time

Since 1 November 2016, West Ham have played 8 games at the OS. They have scored 7 goals in that time.

Since 1 January 2017, Manchester City have played 2 games at the OS. They have scored 9 goals in that time.

#Fortress

Cant wait to go there...hope we take the right piss.

 

[nailsy]

I've thought of a little song we could sing to them when we visit...

"We're building our own,
We're building our own,
It won't be like this shit,
We're building our own".

You could change the third line to whatever you like, "the toilets will work", or "we won't need binoculars", etc.

 

[Spurger King]

I've thought of a little song we could sing to them when we visit...

"We're building our own,
We're building our own,
It won't be like this shit,
We're building our own".

You could change the third line to whatever you like, "the toilets will work", or "we won't need binoculars", etc.

"We can't see you sneaking out"

 

[Col_M]

On Kumb there's a "Luke (THFC) " on there giving a non Wham POV.

Luke if you're reading this, take a long hard look at yourself and leave them alone to fester.

 

[Armstrong_11]

On Kumb there's a "Luke (THFC) " on there giving a non Wham POV.

Luke if you're reading this, take a long hard look at yourself and leave them alone to fester.

He seems to have a soft spot for WH. Some people just go both ways.

 

[Wellspurs]

Hoddle is suggesting making their ground smaller so even further away!!

Surely not? It will mean changing all the settings on their binoculars.

 

[Lighty64]

Surely not? It will mean changing all the settings on their binoculars.

they would need more than binoculars, he was actually saying they need to reduce the size of the pitch.

poor Bilic has far enough to walk as it is

 

[idontgetit]

This gold pretty much sums up West Ham: https://streamable.com/a2fsy

 

[Danners9]

So apparently the person in question isn't Fonte or payet

It's actually PVA who left Sunderland to go to Palace.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/pva-having-medical-now-at-palace.1324127/page-37#post-24769380

Palace-Sunderland this weekend

 

[Col_M]

This gold pretty much sums up West Ham: https://streamable.com/a2fsy

Harry is so young there. Still to develope his "Top top player" mantra.

 

[chrissivad]

they would need more than binoculars, he was actually saying they need to reduce the size of the pitch.

poor Bilic has far enough to walk as it is

Can they do that now?
Thought the the FA or FIFA want a standard size pitch, so now in the PL (at least) pitch sizes are 105x68m if you had the space for it.

We have the smallest pitch at 100x68m and Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton and Liverpool are all short of the 105x68m.
Most of those were built in the late 1800's

 

[UncleBuck]

Valencia's Italy striker Simone Zaza, 25, has cited "environment, culture, training" and "nutrition" as some of the reasons he failed while on loan at West Ham from Juventus...
Didn't fancy the jellied eels for breakfast or Andy Carroll tabbing in the changing rooms then...

 

[spursfan77]

Seems like they were the only one of Lampard's ex clubs not to have congratulated him on his career.

A bit odd but not for them. I suspect Brady will be having a go at him in her column today instead, knowing her

 

[chrissivad]

Seems like they were the only one of Lampard's ex clubs not to have congratulated him on his career.

A bit odd but not for them. I suspect Brady will be having a go at him in her column today instead, knowing her

Probably along the lines of West Ham was not one of 'his' clubs as he never owned them and that Lampard should be thanking them for them letting him play for them....

 

[Col_M]

Probably along the lines of West Ham was not one of 'his' clubs as he never owned them and that Lampard should be thanking them for them letting him play for them....

You fool. Don't you know they won the Champions League because of him? They're painting over Payet's picture right now as a mark of respect.

 

[Col_M]

A KUMB post.

I’m fed moaning about this place
But against man city I think it really struck Home .Not be able to recognise the Players because I’m too far away .As the game went on I found I got totally detached from the game .I couldn’t tell whether the new centre half was good or bad couldn’t recognise him .This is no way to watch football
I also saw 2 Man city supporters casually walking around the place .Not to mention lots of people with no colours wandering around taking selfies
Usually the noise is quite good wear we are but not last night could hear myself singing on my own and people looking at me (ok I am a strange site these days) Rapidly losing interest
Droves left at half time
My son and I went for a pie at half time really like them got to the front of the cue
and they sold out ,Couldn’t Fxxxxxx believe it . You know what it’s like when you’re really looking forward to it
Just about summed up my evening
Blinded by the big screen went home with a headache and totally pissed off
Is it me or is there just loads of space were people can wander
I’m told on tele you could see lots of white empty seats from the start
I’m told that glen Hoddle on the tele said the best thing west ham can do is dig up the pitch and make it as small as possible ,That would help us as the better teams love playing hear
Can you imagine being even further away?
What a total fxxx up
Really wondering if I want to go any more it’s been a good 50 years of my life what a crying shame
It has end this way

 

[UncleBuck]

A KUMB post.

I’m fed moaning about this place
But against man city I think it really struck Home .Not be able to recognise the Players because I’m too far away .As the game went on I found I got totally detached from the game .I couldn’t tell whether the new centre half was good or bad couldn’t recognise him .This is no way to watch football
I also saw 2 Man city supporters casually walking around the place .Not to mention lots of people with no colours wandering around taking selfies
Usually the noise is quite good wear we are but not last night could hear myself singing on my own and people looking at me (ok I am a strange site these days) Rapidly losing interest
Droves left at half time
My son and I went for a pie at half time really like them got to the front of the cue
and they sold out ,Couldn’t Fxxxxxx believe it . You know what it’s like when you’re really looking forward to it
Just about summed up my evening
Blinded by the big screen went home with a headache and totally pissed off
Is it me or is there just loads of space were people can wander
I’m told on tele you could see lots of white empty seats from the start
I’m told that glen Hoddle on the tele said the best thing west ham can do is dig up the pitch and make it as small as possible ,That would help us as the better teams love playing hear
Can you imagine being even further away?
What a total fxxx up
Really wondering if I want to go any more it’s been a good 50 years of my life what a crying shame
It has end this way

Wow, Mr Pie Seller got more of a slating than the players and manager...