Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[Rob]

At hotel by Olympic Stadium and pretty sure I just got in a lift with Mark Noble. Either that or someone who looks very like him had gone all full kit wanker in West Ham training gear. So yeah, it’s 50/50

 

[slartibartfast]

Are they dead yet?

No. Still suffering in agony.
Marvellous lol.

 

[riggi]

At hotel by Olympic Stadium and pretty sure I just got in a lift with Mark Noble. Either that or someone who looks very like him had gone all full kit wanker in West Ham training gear. So yeah, it’s 50/50

You’re on my manor ?. Christmas shopping?

 

[edson]

 

[VegasII]

I looks like he’s stuck in his bedroom post apocalypse.

 

[Rob]

You’re on my manor ?. Christmas shopping?

Yeah, was at match on Boxing Day and staying for a few days

 

[Nine while nine]

At hotel by Olympic Stadium and pretty sure I just got in a lift with Mark Noble. Either that or someone who looks very like him had gone all full kit wanker in West Ham training gear. So yeah, it’s 50/50

If it happens again, wait for him to walk through the doors, let your hand hover over the buttons, look at him and say 'Going Down?'

If he sighs and nods, it's Mark Noble.

 

[philll]

Ok but after he's given you a shine, make a joke about relegation.

 

[dagraham]

Michail Antonio crashed car on Christmas Day dressed as a SNOWMAN

West Ham star Michail Antonio crashed his Lamborghini into the front garden of a south London house on Christmas Day while dressed as a snowman.

www.dailymail.co.uk

The funniest thing about this article is the video of him singing “Walking in the Air”..... presumably not long before he was actually flying in the air in his Lamborghini towards someone’s bin shed.

 

[Shadydan]

Ok but after he's given you a shine, make a joke about relegation.

 

[philll]

Fabianski coming back in for West Ham today.

"Ok boys what did I miss?"



edit - wow, they were in 5th when he got injured.

 

[Deleted member 27995]

Pellegrini gone.

 

[Gb160]

Please be Fat Sam.
Please be Fat Sam.
...

 

[Marty]

1 point above the drop, beaten by a very second string Leicester at home.

Seems like he was stiched up by their DoF over that Roberto signing, to be fair to him. They wouldn't have been here if they'd had a competent backup to Fabianski.

Now, here's the fun part. Who do they hire?

 

[Marty]

Please be Fat Sam.
Please be Fat Sam.
...

Been there, done that.

 

[Seafordian Spurs]

Uncle Sam

 

[Shadydan]

It's gonna be Moyes again

 

[Gb160]

Been there, done that.

Yeah I know, I just want someone who will piss off their fanbase.
Fat Sam or ol' Moysie please.

 

[Gb160]

Or Good Ebening...that would be hilarious.

 

[VegasII]

I have no idea who they’ll hire.