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HNIM

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Stream back up now. Hoping it goes down again, this is turgid stuff.
 

carpediem991

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And there it is. The ball is in the net. By the attempt of shooting with his right foot the ball hit Lamelas standing left foot and the ball stumbles through the legs of the keeper.

But whats that? The referee is signaling he wants to have a look at VAR. Absolute scenes as he is remembered there is no VAR at Leytons ground.

So decision is offside.
 
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Troy Deeney is looking like a good option right about now, eh guys?
 

chrissivad

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May 20, 2005
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Ridiculous offside.we seem to get more of these than anyone else? They don't have the science to measure it that close its stupid
 

WePlayWednesday

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Here come a troupe of invisible ninjas... Dele mysteriously can see them, they are mocking him by doing his goal celebration. Dele looks confused because he’s forgotten how to do it... Thumb over finger? Finger over thumb? Water then toothpaste? Toothpaste then water? Bless him, he’s being subbed off after bursting into tears... The rest of the players look on, perplexed...

Bale takes to the field in his place...
 
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RickyVilla

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Levy out. Fucking Oompa Loompa couldn’t score in a brothel. Why is he playing right inside forward trequartista ramdeuter?
 

carpediem991

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Ben Davies receives the ball and misplaces a pass in his own half straight to the opponent. Davies himself comes to the rescue and jumps two footed into Leytons 14 year old wonder striker.

Free kick just outside the box for Leyton. Davies waiving his arms around as he disagrees with the Ref. The replay shows it was a well deserved yellow card.
 

freeeki

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Dier appears to bring down a Leyton Orient player in the box, and the VAR check has awarded a penalty to Manchester United.
 

1882andallthat

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I don't believe it !! Lloris has come on a a sub and just scored from a goal kick. 99 times out of 100, his goal kicks are skewed out for a throw in to the opposition, which is well inside our own half, just outside our own penalty area .
 

chrissivad

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I don't believe it !! Lloris has come on a a sub and just scored from a goal kick. 99 times out of 100, his goal kicks are skewed out for a throw in to the opposition, which is well inside our own half, just outside our own penalty area .

Can we know into what net?
 

cider spurs

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Hilarious.

A glitch with the fans noise being played into the stadium. We've just had a 30 second blast of Tiffiny I think we're alone now.
 
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