Lucas Paqueta

[AtoubaToothpaste]

See, the likes of Klopp and Tuchel can be annoying dicks but Moyes really is a classless scumbag.
Many managers can be unlikeable on a football level but that bug-eyed ginger prick is unlikeable on a human level, as he demonstrates every season.

As a fellow Gingerman myself, I take offence at this colourism. Us gingers deserve equal respect... but those bug-eyed freaks? Fuck them.

 

[AJW]

 

[Snarfalicious]

Sounds like they will get him. I guess all we can do now is put on a brave face and hope he sucks.

 

[AJW]

Sounds like they will get him. I guess all we can do now is put on a brave face and hope he sucks.

It mentions he hasn’t agreed personal terms. I think it will be one where he signs next week when he has realised no one else will sign him

 

[Ghost Hardware]

They may actually accept that. Crazy to think that they may well finish this window having spent over 150 mil.

 

[Guntz]

They may actually accept that. Crazy to think that they may well finish this window having spent over 150 mil.

And they’re still bottom of the league

 

[robotsonic]

Sounds like they will get him. I guess all we can do now is put on a brave face and hope he sucks.

I hope that he's excellent and lays on the winner vs the rest of the top half of the Prem! And may he then fluff it vs anyone below about 12th.

 

[glacierSpurs]

I hope he and the agent drag this over with spammers and sort of wait for us. But only if they are OK to feel being 2nd best.

 

[Timberwolf]

Sounds like they will get him. I guess all we can do now is put on a brave face and hope he sucks.

And if they do get him, please be too late to register him for our game against them on Wednesday.

Although knowing Moyes he'll bench him for 6 weeks and play some turd like Lanzini instead.

 

[mil1lion]

Feels like another Scamacca one where none of the top teams bite so West Ham take advantage

 

[matthew.absurdum]

Feels like another Scamacca one where none of the top teams bite so West Ham take advantage

But this is how they like to buy players right? Could be hit or miss, like Felipe Anderson - everyone thought that they had a good talent

 

[mil1lion]

But this is how they like to buy players right? Could be hit or miss, like Felipe Anderson - everyone thought that they had a good talent

I guess they have to take chances on players. If they succeed with them they'll be signed by a bigger club later on. Likely 1 City will keep an eye on.

 

[Oscar22]

Worth remembering its already happened a few times this window where West Ham agree a fee and then the player says “who? Oh… no thanks”

 

[spursfan77]

Incredible isn't it ?? ... not the first time at all... hope Lyon shuts his mouth up. Not because it's Paqueta but because it's Moyes... ****** ?

At least he didn’t threaten to hit a woman this time.

 

[Jamturk]

How long does he have on his contract?

Lyon seem desperate to offload him.

 

[bat-chain]

This may well age terribly but he doesn’t look anything special to me.

 

[Ghost Hardware]

Worth remembering its already happened a few times this window where West Ham agree a fee and then the player says “who? Oh… no thanks”

I know it’s not going to happen, but it would be that extra bit satisfying if we signed him after they had everything agreed.

 

[atoubasrightfoot]

I know it’s not going to happen, but it would be that extra bit satisfying if we signed him after they had everything agreed.

Full Willian.

 

[mil1lion]

As a fellow bug-eyed freak myself, etc...

Fuck 'em

Ooh lets grow ourselves a big lanky goggle eyed freak

 

[DONOS10]