Marouane Chamakh

[freeeki]

Ladies, gentlemen and hermaphrodites - it gives me great pleasure to declare Silly Season officially OPEN!

Tottenham have made a shock move to sign Arsenal misfit Marouane Chamakh on loan.
Spurs boss Andre Villas-Boas is desperate for a striker before the transfer window shuts and an enquiry about Chamakh has gone in.
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger left Moroccan striker Chamakh out of the squad to face Sunderland on Saturday - as they try to set up a loan deal.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...am-want-marouane-chamakh-from-arsenal-1269515

 

[Spurrific]

 

[jushin3]

We've officially hit rock bottom, next up is bringing back Robbie Keane.

 

[whiteheartdave]

This is not even funny

 

[MightyModric]

lol

 

[CJMurray]

 

[Davo99]

 

[freeeki]

 

[Bus-Conductor]

I don't see why this would be terrible. We aren't going to sign Adebayor and another uber striker. The next one (if we are indeed to get two) would need to be a distinct back up, happy to share duties, be reasonably priced and preferably youngish.

Two years ago most on here would have loved Chamakh. Because he's been used sparingly as back up to one of the best strikers in Europe hardly makes him shit all of a sudden. He's no RVP, Torres, Rooney, Aguero but we aren'tt going to sign a striker like that any time soon anyway and Adebayor will be our first choice, and Chamakh might not be top drawer but if it's him as back up or Defoe, I'd take him.

Bullshit link I'm sure, but we are not going to do much better as a No.2 choice striker.

 

[Davo99]

1 goal in 19 games last season. 1 in 19. That's a ratio of a goal every 19 games.

 

[Boots]

When he left Bordeaux, yes. But he's lost all confidence and looks ready to quit. We need someone confident and ready now, not to be rehabilitated.

 

[nferno]

This should be locked and deleted tbh. Embarrassing.

 

[ChRiStOpHe]

1 goal in 19 games last season. 1 in 19. That's a ratio of a goal every 19 games.

Oooooh I meant to rate that as funny

Stupid iPhone. Stupid fat thumbs.

 

[am_yisrael_chai]

Oooooh I meant to rate that as funny

Stupid iPhone. Stupid fat thumbs.

No need to apologise, you can change the rating, just hit the bar with the rating and your rating will disappear and then you can rate it what you intended.

 

[banndervaart]

Not happening. Panic over.

 

[$hoguN]

The only good thing about Chamakh is that some genius called his fantasy football team "Chamakh my bitch up" the year he signed for Arsenal

 

[-Afri-Coy-]

Only if Theo Walcott is included in the deal and their only duty for our club is to lace Lennon and Bale's boots

 

[teok]

Really hope this is some gooner at one of the papaers having a laugh.

 

[ChRiStOpHe]

No need to apologise, you can change the rating, just hit the bar with the rating and your rating will disappear and then you can rate it what you intended.

Ah, I tried that Oh well - on the Mac, so it's all good now

 

[tobi]

The journo that wrote this article has been black listed and sent to the Fringe Division for tests.