Player Watch Player Watch: Alejo Véliz

[LukaKranjcar]

I'll never not enjoy signings like this. Totally out of the blue, young, talented players I've never heard of. Exciting times.

Hopefully it comes off.

 

[PaulThurston]

Been watching the lad for donkeys, mustard absolutely mustard.

ask me anything guys, i really don't mind.

What's his favourite biscuit?

 

[Lappi]

Sounds like he's not great in build up but incredible in the air.

Been wondering if with extra subs allowed now we'd see more attackers having a squad place as a specialist sub. Bring on the aerial battering ram on 70 mins if a team if you're struggling against a deep defence/ good press.

Wouldn't be the nicest way to career plan for a 19 year old striker, but could be very useful

 

[chas vs dave]

Been watching the lad for donkeys, mustard absolutely mustard.

ask me anything guys, i really don't mind.

what's the average speed of an african swallow?

 

[cabinfever]

Quality player. Been following this guy since he was a foetus. Went to a private school in the next road to where he lived. Enjoys paddle tennis. 6’4, right footed, strong on the ball, eats a lot of chopped parsley and his girlfriend adores tromboning.

Already better than Tony Cottee ever was. Think Dirk Kuyt and then unthink it. Then think of weeing sideways straight after ejaculation and you’re somewhere near the style he likes to play.

Honestly, the treble is now on.

Beads……

 

[iddebu52]

I love all the managers in here

 

[Ben1]

I love all the managers in here

Tbf you came to a football forum, opinions about football shouldn’t really come us much of a surprise

 

[Dov67]

Don’t know anything about him but lots of (probably equally ill informed) people seem to be very every excited

 

[rossco]

what's the average speed of an african swallow?

Laden? Or unladen?

 

[Stoof]

so it’s just an interest at the moment.

Did you not see the word Bombazo? I don’t use that word lightly.

BOMBAZO

 

[iddebu52]

Tbf you came to a football forum, opinions about football shouldn’t really come us much of a surprise

So I'm not supposed to pass a remark ! Ok so it isn't a free country anymore!

 

[kd2000]

Did you not see the word Bombazo? I don’t use that word lightly.

BOMBAZO

Is that Spanish for stamp?

 

[philll]

"Tottenham-Veliz. The negotiation, very advanced. It may close in the next few hours."

 

[hughy]

I love playing the "guess the league, nationality and position" game when I see a name I don't know.

I'm 0/3 on this one. I guessed it was a Peruvian CB playing in La Liga.

Better luck next time.

 

[felmani26]

Wow, this is one right from left field and absolutely love it!

Some really informative posts as well which is much appreciated.

As for you @Stoof , it's ON! *flicks open Pun 101 book

 

[Danny1]

Been watching the lad for donkeys, mustard absolutely mustard.

ask me anything guys, i really don't mind.

If you were 2 inches inside your mum, and your dad was 2 inches inside you. Would you:

a) go forward to get your dad out of you, but be further in your mum.

Or

b) go backwards so get out of your mum, but back on to your dad more.

(Sorry)

 

[IfiHadTheWings]

If you were 2 inches inside your mum, and your dad was 2 inches inside you. Would you:

a) go forward to get your dad out of you, but be further in your mum.

Or

b) go backwards so get out of your mum, but back on to your dad more.

(Sorry)

Asking the important stuff.

i like the cut of your jib sir.

 

[hughy]

Asking the important stuff.

i like the cut of your jib sir.

Guys we've got a politician over here.

 

[brisbanespur]

If you were 2 inches inside your mum, and your dad was 2 inches inside you. Would you:

a) go forward to get your dad out of you, but be further in your mum.

Or

b) go backwards so get out of your mum, but back on to your dad more.

(Sorry)

If your 2 inches in to your mum,
A) for some that might be as far as they can go, and
B) if you are any inches into your mum you deserve everything you get

 

[IfiHadTheWings]

Guys we've got a politician over here.

The wife does accuse me of lying and fucking up the finances all the time so i suppose i'd fit right in with the Tories.