Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[SpartanSpur]

If we can somehow get Bale in and a striker Jose can have zero complaints about our attacking options!

 

[LamelasLeftBoot]

Trix said in the Daka Thread its happening!

Or sort of

What did he post in the Daka thread? I really cba to search through it

 

[carpediem991]

What did he post in the Daka thread? I really cba to search through it

It has now made its way to the RO Update 23. You can manage that.

 

[JacoZA]

One does wonder if today's Bale movement is as a result of the announcement that Chadli has gone to Istanbul.

Classic Levy - always settling for our 2nd choices.

 

[carpediem991]

So is it safe to assume this will be our line up?

--------------Lloris--------------
---------------Toby---------------
Doherty------Höjbjerg---Bale---
Lucas--------Dele--------Bergwijn
Edouard------Kane---------Son

Maybe thats the revolutionary tactics we heard Mou has figured out

 

[LamelasLeftBoot]

It has now made its way to the RO Update 23. You can manage that.

It was the ITK thread he posted in, no wonder why I couldn't find it in the Daka thread, I thought you meant there was an update since ?

 

[carpediem991]

It was the ITK thread he posted in, no wonder why I couldn't find it in the Daka thread, I thought you meant there was an update since ?

Tbf it was first in the Daka thread and a Mod moved it.

 

[cjsimba]

I postulate peak Bale happiness is a short back and sides with a swishy quiff and a shave. Oh and only £150k a week.

So there you go Daniel, get the clippers out.

Bale has a bun now because he's really balding on top and tries to cover it.

Maybe Bale could learn a thing or two from DL and embrace it...

 

[spursfan77]

So Trix’s bit of info essentially translates to “start ordering your Bale Spurs shirts”

He's been the one who's said pretty much that it is a pipe dream all along, so if he's heard something has changed then it is pretty major. Even if there is a long way to go.

 

[Danno1]

Maybe Bale could learn a thing or two from DL and embrace it...

I'd respect any move to get rid of the current Shoreditch wanker top knot, but it's a bald decision (nudge) to shave the lot off with a bonce that size.

 

[The Scarecrow]

I'd settle for a compromise where he keeps the top knot and gets rid of the puberty beard.

 

[Hakkz]

I'd settle for a compromise where he keeps the top knot and gets rid of the puberty beard.

I would make the reverse deal.

 

[Phil-spur99]

I postulate peak Bale happiness is a short back and sides with a swishy quiff and a shave. Oh and only £150k a week.

So there you go Daniel, get the clippers out.

This is a quality post! Laughed out loud!

 

[fletch82]

Seriously
Sign for spurs turn up work hard win us matches
Who really gives a flying feck about beards and hair he can have it sculpted in to the shape of @Archibald&Crooks banstick for all I care.
Fucking tarts the lot of ya

 

[Essexyid07]

I just can't - you're a Chelmsford boy!

And what’s wrong with us Chelmsford boys ?

 

[arunspurs]

Just had a look at his Injury record since he left us. Absolutely horrendous.
He has not played 2000 League minutes for 3 seasons now.

Any team getting him, needs the treatment table ready on day1.
One of the recurring injury has been Calf strain on his Soleus muscle (which connects to ankle) in his left leg. Muscle injury/sprain here, is difficult to resolve long term and mainly needs proper rest and recovery. Atleast he has got plenty of rest in last 1 year.
If Levy gets him by some miracle, he better hope Bale is fit to play in more games than being injured.

 

[Danno1]

Seriously
Sign for spurs turn up work hard win us matches
Who really gives a flying feck about beards and hair he can have it sculpted in to the shape of @Archibald&Crooks banstick for all I care.
Fucking tarts the lot of ya

I'm going to guess you're bald.

 

[fletch82]

I'm going to guess you're bald.

Nope full head of hair no bunns, pony tails beads or top knots.







Well apart from the bit in the middle

 

[sausage]

Just had a look at his Injury record since he left us. Absolutely horrendous.
He has not played 2000 League minutes for 3 seasons now.

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Any team getting him, needs the treatment table ready on day1.
One of the recurring injury has been Calf strain on his Soleus muscle (which connects to ankle) in his left leg. Muscle injury/sprain here, is difficult to resolve long term and mainly needs proper rest and recovery. Atleast he has got plenty of rest in last 1 year.
If Levy gets him by some miracle, he better hope Bale is fit to play in more games than being injured.

All that time spent with Calf problems.

Forget golf, it's the cattle farming he wants to put a stop to.

 

[rawhide]

Tottenhamboys in the daily thread has confirmed DL is working on a deal to bring him home - but he’s not optimistic.