Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[dSSAbr]

Dele is not good enough Madrid. It would be a terrible move for all parties. He wouldn’t play and just end up losing value.

He is HG, his value will be fine.

 

[Saoirse]

Gareth Bale, Gareth Bale, Heeeeee was born to play for Spurs!

Or, if this goes south:

Wake me up, before you go-go, who needs Bale when you've got Sissoko!

 

[dirtyh]

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fucking genius am literally crying laughing here.

 

[Lily White Lady]

He saw the avi’s....it’s where he wants to be. Who said it wasn’t going to work?!

 

[Tyler24durden]

Would love bale back but do not want to lose dele.

Sissoko, aurier, foyth, lamela, can all go but dele is still talented we just need to get him being aggressive again.

 

[Jody]

This thread is useless without a flight number....

 

[yankspurs]

He scores when he wants

 

[Hawkey77]

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What was the Colgate comment relating to? Haven’t seen anyone else ask but it’s left me stumped!!

 

[Japhet]

If we let Dele go permanently in a swap for 31 yr old Bale I might do something I later regret. Loan would be kind of OK but it was only a very short while ago Mourinho was all over praising Dele. Don't get it really.

 

[parj]

Dele has to stay

 

[RikkiRocket]

Looks like Dele needs to learn Spanish for baked beans. ?

 

[glacierSpurs]

Agreed, and that’s why I think a year in Madrid would do him, and us, the world of good.

Our current identity is simply not fit for purpose.

Provided he gets to come back and/or can come back. Does a club like RM even do loans with no options to sign?

 

[richard_gleeson]

Please let this happen. We all need a lift.

 

[freeeki]

Provided he gets to come back and/or can come back. Does a club like RM even do loans with no options to sign?

And if he doesn’t come back, he doesn’t come back.

On his current (by which I mean last two years) form, that’s no loss to us.

 

[riggi]

What was the Colgate comment relating to? Haven’t seen anyone else ask but it’s left me stumped!!

His conversation about how to brush your teeth in the doc.

I thought it was a decent joke!

 

[theShiznit]

I'm sure the biggest draw for Bale is that all our players get Amazon prime free for a year.

 

[Wizzy77]

To all the thousands of people who took an hour of effort to change their avatar today, thank you. We proved in a collective effort, we can close a deal faster than usual.

We need everyone collective effort again very soon for our pure DM, our AM and our striker. Together, we can push the boat faster. Who says transfers are draggy and complicated?

 

[King of Otters]

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Blue background now @Rob

 

[Dougal]

Dele’s not going to Spain. You ever tried to buy a decent chocolate bar on mainland Europe? Dafuq is that about? He’d be back on the plane to Stansted before you could say Toberlone Stockpile.

 

[mark87]

Looks like Dele needs to learn Spanish for baked beans. ?

He certainly won't need to know the Spanish word for Bounty that's for sure.