Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[Matthew]

We tracked it through France
We tracked it to Spain
It landed at 10:00
Then took off again
The cargo on board is important it is!
It’s Gareth Bale, his wife and kids!

with sergio in the luggage hold

 

[Amo]

Yeah this joke wasn’t funny the first 50 times (not a dig at you).

I'm laughing at them. They can fook off we're signing Bale.

 

[sausage]

Out of contract after the 2nd year anyway

Shhh.. He's hoping to get the 3rd year free

 

[Shanks]

And quite some time before deadline day finishes!

this is also a pretty big draw for other signings we may have lined up too, utterly staggering this whole thing.

 

[Kingellesar]

I can just imagine Reguilon standing at the airport back in Madrid still, wondering where everyone is and why he hasn't boarded yet.

 

[mattylad77]

At least they've shaken off that fucking Easyjet plane that was tailing them.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

At least they've shaken off that fucking Easyjet plane that was tailing them.

No, it's just covering his angles, keeping him off his left foot. Smart movement.

 

[topper]

Gards saying Bales landed??

He's chatting shit, he's still above France.

You say that but perhaps Levy cunningly sent his Jet as a decoy and he has landed and in duty free as we speak- ahh; you hadn’t thought of that had you so nerr!

 

[matthew.absurdum]

Not yet. Currently over Rennes.

Very near Mont-Saint-Michel. I like that place

 

[Dzejkob]

Strange that still no one reminded greatest Bale Spurs goal:

 

[Curtis Peterson]

It’s 3:52 in the morning, I’m drunk as hell and busting out of my 2012 Bale shirt and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’d probably be wearing a Levy shirt if I had it though.....

 

[mark87]

You say that but perhaps Levy cunningly sent his Jet as a decoy and he has landed and in duty free as we speak- ahh; you hadn’t thought of that had you so nerr!

Levy spending money on a decoy? SPENDING???? I'm all up for alternative suggestions but people still need to take this seriously.

 

[mattylad77]

It’s 3:52 in the morning, I’m drunk as hell and busting out of my 2012 Bale shirt and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’d probably be wearing a Levy shirt if I had it though.....

Are you in the future? has he signed yet?

 

[Finchyid]

They should get the pilot to fly over the Lane, get Bale to video it......With the voice over I am coming home

 

[joey.leone]

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We’re all fucking mad aren’t we ?

Is that Ben Davies on the far left?? Lol

 

[CanadaSpurs]

Real having to pay so we can have Bale back is truly priceless.

 

[Wadec]

with sergio in the luggage hold

Sergio has borrowed Levy's booster seat.

 

[eddiev14]

Real having to pay so we can have Bale back is truly priceless.

‘special relationship’ ?

 

[mark87]

Is that Ben Davies on the far left?? Lol

I was just thinking that

 

[hughy]

I've got to the stage where I'm just subconsciously clicking this thread. Half of the time I can't even remember coming here, but I open my phone and this page just appears.