Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[stov]

I’m dying for a dump but my phone needs charging and obviously I need it for updates.

Do I
a) remain in the front room by the charger, resist the urge to expunge until it’s biologically impossible and simply shit myself?

or

b) run an extension lead into the toilet so that I can both charge my phone and dump comfortably. The downsides to this are a slightly ajar door ( I cannot abide open doors; as a youth I use to weep on tube journeys) and not being able to watch SSN fiddle themselves giddy when they announce Bale?

Forgot to add, we also have a large gathering of family around

Shit where you sit.

 

[jbstarr14]

Bale has Landed. Seriously my wife has just rescued this.

‘Chicken badge’

 

[Clark28]

And official fuck off to EA Sports and FIFA 21 for dropping his ratings this season. Pricks

At least we don’t have to spend transfer budget on bringing him home now

 

[blodge99]

Even the FAW are getting involved ?

 

[BringBack_leGin]

I’m dying for a dump but my phone needs charging and obviously I need it for updates.

Do I
a) remain in the front room by the charger, resist the urge to expunge until it’s biologically impossible and simply shit myself?

or

b) run an extension lead into the toilet so that I can both charge my phone and dump comfortably. The downsides to this are a slightly ajar door ( I cannot abide open doors; as a youth I use to weep on tube journeys) and not being able to watch SSN fiddle themselves giddy when they announce Bale?

Forgot to add, we also have a large gathering of family around

B. Your family will come and go but Spurs will be there forever.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

B. Your family will come and go but Spurs will. S there forever.

Sounds like you’re dumping too

 

[Philly Yid]

He was never a villain. Stop making up stories

I think he means a villain at Madrid. Calm down

 

[Yiddo100]

Give Liverpool their hour of fun then let’s announce them ?

 

[etchedchaos]

Oh, even I'm struggling to get through the 'Levy's too tight to get anyone' section. It's relentless negativity and pessimism, shame on you fellows. Shame. On. You.

 

[carmeldevil]

Doherty got his player page almost 5 days after he signed

And they have a 10-person IT staff. What are they doing?

 

[yankspurs]

Okay Spurs. You now have the cycle to yourselves with Thiago announced. You know what to do. Upstage.

 

[vAs]

Can't wait to see him play ?

 

[glacierSpurs]

As the only player to remain from the 7 players bought from Bale's money 7 years ago, Erik Lamela finally and gloriously hands over the no.11 jersey to Bale.

"Welcome home bruh, have kept it well"

 

[Roynie]

I’m dying for a dump but my phone needs charging and obviously I need it for updates.

Do I
a) remain in the front room by the charger, resist the urge to expunge until it’s biologically impossible and simply shit myself?

or

b) run an extension lead into the toilet so that I can both charge my phone and dump comfortably. The downsides to this are a slightly ajar door ( I cannot abide open doors; as a youth I use to weep on tube journeys) and not being able to watch SSN fiddle themselves giddy when they announce Bale?

Forgot to add, we also have a large gathering of family around

Just go and grab an old fashion potty, then the front room is all yours! ?

 

[Real_madyidd]

I think he means a villain at Madrid. Calm down

Clearly that was what he meant. First time I read it i thought that he meant at Spurs too!

 

[mil1lion]

Compare the scenes at Hotspur Way to the ones at Liverpool for Thiago on SSN

 

[Majick]

When I see my posts now I keep forgetting it's me due to the bloody new avatar,

I know just how you feel.

 

[muppetman]

What kind of a saddo gets a new avatar?

 

[The Long Suffering One]

Alright. Thiago announcement out of the way. Have the rest of the day to milk Sergio's and most excitedly Bale's announcement vids.

 

[DJS]

I’m dying for a dump but my phone needs charging and obviously I need it for updates.

Do I
a) remain in the front room by the charger, resist the urge to expunge until it’s biologically impossible and simply shit myself?

or

b) run an extension lead into the toilet so that I can both charge my phone and dump comfortably. The downsides to this are a slightly ajar door ( I cannot abide open doors; as a youth I use to weep on tube journeys) and not being able to watch SSN fiddle themselves giddy when they announce Bale?

Forgot to add, we also have a large gathering of family around

How much charge left as surely should be enough for whilst on the pooper?

If not you only have yourself to blame for poor planning I’m afraid.