Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[dagraham]

Announce you it now you fuckers before I have to go to the Mother in Laws for dinner.

 

[smithym]

I've got 6.5 billable hours to my name thank you very much. I expect all my clients are going to enjoy the file narratives on those. What does "Singing "HWBTPFS"" mean?

Spoiler

HE WAS BORN TO PLAY FOR SPURS.

So half an hours actual work then....

 

[mil1lion]

If it’s with Alex Morgan, I see a flaw in your statement...

Eh? Have you seen Alex Morgan?????

Referring to the first time, Bale, Kaboul and Bent

 

[wishkah]

I cannot believe how sky are running articles like "why man utd didn't bid for bale"

I mean I can. Just gets my goat

 

[easley91]

I cannot believe how sky are running articles like "why man utd didn't bid for bale"

I mean I can. Just gets my goat

Because they can't handle the fact Sancho, Bale and Reguilon are not going there.

 

[Scouseyid]

Grown ass man who will now buy fifa purely for this reason. problem?

Yes, you have! ?

 

[JerryGarcia]

If FIFA20 release a Bale to Tottenham SBC card, I’m spending the kids’ nit lotion money getting the fucker

You don't need nit lotion, a bic razor will take care of them. Kids don't need hair as much as you need Bale.

 

[Hotspur88]

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Must have blocked you, says he's online when I look ?

 

[smithym]

Yes, you have! ?

Then let us settle this like adults, but bagsy Tottenham.

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

I've seen this picture more times than my dick.

Beer gut?

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

You don't need nit lotion, a bic razor will take care of them. Kids don't need hair as much as you need Bale.

Just done some research. If you abandon your kids at social services on a Friday afternoon, they have to house them for the weekend and give them full medicals including de-lousing. Kids get a weekend break and a scrub up, I get a weekend off and my Gareth Bale inspired Ultimate Team gets a makeover. Everyone’s happy

 

[curlacious]

Liverpool signing Jota. UPSTAGED.

 

[Philly Yid]

it just dawned on me why no announcement yet. Bale is in the changing room with Harry watching the US Open isn't he?

 

[JerryGarcia]

Had to work all day (not like most of you fuckers lol) and haven't missed the official announcement! Nice.

Same here although I cheekily tracked Bales plane to Luton on my mobile, kept up with this thread and somehow still had a very productive day!

 

[therealGlenn]

ring,ring.......
Aubameyang : hello
Adele : hello
Aubameyang : ........
Adele : can you hear me?
Aubameyang : yes

 

[Stoof]

Beer gut?

Someone's annoyed because I called them out in the ITK thread. It's OK. I love you really.

 

[lukadownthelane]

Come back to 60 odd pages. Has anything actually happened?

 

[Doctor Dinkey]

I predicted a 5.37pm announcement and by god I stand by it.

Epic fail

 

[Yiddo100]

Come back to 60 odd pages. Has anything actually happened?

Yes, there’s a photo of the stadium which is a golf course which has been posted about 100 times, other than that no

 

[daryl hannah]

7pm I bet