Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[Guernman]

One thing I’ve never understood, and I’m not trying to be rude to any particular posters here, is why we have to announce something in line with the USA being “awake” etc - as if in 3 hours time they won’t still find out, or someone won’t say “oh did you hear that Spurs signed Bale earlier” - America would never wait for the UK to wake up for “maximum media exposure.”

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[Donki]

Levy: "Call me a bald **** again the rebellious fans among you, call me it again."

 

[Hazelton]

Maybe he gets paid on a Friday and Levy wants to save £300,000.

 

[NinjaTuna]

We have had the best ITK in terms of Bale news confirm that the deal is done and some on here are panicking about some random guy on twitter. This place somehow keepa surprising me.

I think most people (including myself) are annoyed that they're dragging it out for this long

 

[flannel]

TBF the medical included a 5 Km run.

And heading practice with Sandra

 

[wrd]

Attention seeking virgin

I can't stand all these fucking podcaster spurs fans if I'm honest. If they're not crying about some shit youth player we didn't bring in who's now struggling in the 2nd german division then they're trying to do lads being lad banter which falls flat.

 

[WiganSpur]

I'm 100% calling that there will be a shot of Bale, Morgan and Reguilon all together, one in each kit, arms folded staring down the camera.

That would be epic

 

[yankspurs]

Swear we do it with every single transfer now

Its absurd how ineffecient we are with this.

 

[Tucker]

An hour after Thiago showed up, he was announced. This is fucking obnoxious from the club.

Fucking give it a rest, you self entitled baby.

It’ll be announced when it’s announced.

 

[BringBack_leGin]

This is by far the biggest signing of our modern history, maybe our entire history, not just because of the stature of player and his quality but also what this particular player means to us. It’s pretty understandable that they’re putting in the hours to give a quality announcement and not just a funny skit of him deleting tweets at a laptop. Chill out you loons.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

An hour after Thiago showed up, he was announced. This is fucking obnoxious from the club.

Someone's had a bit too much honey.

 

[Norgie]

This is Levy in his element, he is milking this for all it's worth and I don't blame him. Sky sports and the media have been giving this massive attention for 2 days now. We all know it's done, everyone know's it's done, let them keep talking if it helps publicity for us. Welcome home Gareth, I cannot wait to see you grace the new stadium

 

[Donki]

Its absurd how ineffecient we are with this.

Don't be so dramatic and over the top..... Oh sorry, your Murican.

EDIT: Emojis added for effect.

 

[Dougal]

An hour after Thiago showed up, he was announced. This is fucking obnoxious from the club.

Their announcement is forgotten already, an afterthought. The story is here.

 

[mil1lion]

Sign Bale and Reguilon, complain that it isn't announced in time for dinner
Welcome to Spurs

 

[Led Revolver]

7.11?....

 

[Yid-ol]

Their announcement is forgotten already, an afterthought. The story is here.

Exactly, Levy is playing this out to get maximum media coverage!

 

[BringBack_leGin]

Don't be so dramatic and over the top..... Oh sorry, your Murican.

Come on mate that’s not necessary.

 

[McFlash]

I don't really understand why everyone's stressing about this.
He here, he's ours, it's going to take them a while to complete the final bits and bobs, do the interviews, photo shoots and vids.
Chill, we got this. ?

 

[sausage]

It really wouldn't be normality if Yank didn't have something to complain about on a pretty awesome bit of news

Edit: @Bobby TwoShots are you getting offended on Yankspur's behalf, or has the joke gone over your head?