Player Watch: Pierre-Emile Højbjerg

[Indacupfortottenham]

Huge signing, regardless of the fee.
Feel like this marks the start of the Mourinho era at the club.
Apart from his qualities on the pitch we need players like him in the dressing room.

 

[Jody]

I'd never even heard of ball recovery until yesterday but now that we've got the best ball recoverer in world football, I think this matches the excitement of the Klinsman signing!

 

[RichieS]

I'd never even heard of ball recovery until yesterday but now that we've got the best ball recoverer in world football this matches the excitement of Klinsman signing!

It sounds like the sort of phrase that might have an entry on Urban Dictionary...

 

[SpursTillIDie1882]

The whole YoPierre thing reminds me of this rather cringeworthy video. Poor dog.

Need to call and report that to the RSPCA 100% ....

How funny they use the Village peoples YMCA track and the first line of their song is " Yo pierre, are you coming out here " lol

 

[cider spurs]

I'd never even heard of ball recovery until yesterday but now that we've got the best ball recoverer in world football this matches the excitement of Klinsman signing!

It sounds like the sort of phrase that might have an entry on Urban Dictionary...

@freeeki

Where you at.

 

[gavspur]

Haha. Classic! Like when wearing a pair of sport shorts in the 1980s?

My mate fell asleep at a festival once, he had sports shorts on, he was on his back with feet to the ground and knees in the air. After a while we noticed everyone pointing and laughing in our direction. I turned round to wake him cos we were gonna move, but his old chap had escaped up the inside of his leg and was in full glory. So we just left him for a bit. Quite a crowd gathered.

Anyway, ball recovery. Excellent news.

 

[ackie]

@ackie Wondering what this was referencing since I hadn't posted anything in a long time, apparently my account was hacked and a bunch of emogees left on posts. Password reset now so hopefully there will be no more.

Just a WTF smiley on a comment... no worries mate

 

[spursfan77]

Waiting for kwp?

Imagine is we fuck them and take a higher bid from someone else. Now that wouldn't surprise any of us would it?

 

[SecretLemonadeDrinker]

My mate fell asleep at a festival once, he had sports shorts on, he was on his back with feet to the ground and knees in the air. After a while we noticed everyone pointing and laughing in our direction. I turned round to wake him cos we were gonna move, but his old chap had escaped up the inside of his leg and was in full glory. So we just left him for a bit. Quite a crowd gathered.

Anyway, ball recovery. Excellent news.

And there, ladies and gentlemen, we have the difference between men and women.

In such circumstances, a group of women would have rushed to the protection of their friend, guarded her modesty, consoled her soothingly and scowled at gawpers.

Men - just laugh themselves stupid before calling everyone else round to have a butchers.

 

[TTID2002]

And there, ladies and gentlemen, we have the difference between men and women.

In such circumstances, a group of women would have rushed to the protection of their friend, guarded her modesty, consoled her soothingly and scowled at gawpers.

Men - just laugh themselves stupid before calling everyone else round to have a butchers.

Hate to go massively off topic but should be patently obvious why a woman laying exposed & unconscious at a festival would need protecting and be treated differently to a bloke in the same situation...

 

[SecretLemonadeDrinker]

Hate to go massively off topic but should be patently obvious why a woman laying exposed & unconscious at a festival would need protecting and be treated differently to a bloke in the same situation...

Didn’t think I’d need to clarify given the lighthearted nature of the discussion but.......I was only referring to what could be seen in such circumstances, not what could be done. We’re talking about the possibility of people being embarrassed, not raped.

 

[longtimespur]

Can I get a ball recovery?
Had an orchidectomy recently and lost one of mine

 

[gavspur]

And there, ladies and gentlemen, we have the difference between men and women.

In such circumstances, a group of women would have rushed to the protection of their friend, guarded her modesty, consoled her soothingly and scowled at gawpers.

Men - just laugh themselves stupid before calling everyone else round to have a butchers.

In our defence, we were very shocked, and I couldn’t breathe for laughing, the others were like ‘what you laughing at?!’ Then they saw. When he woke up, he said ‘err, was my err, old boy hanging out?’

He was fine about it, ya know, maybe even got a couple of admirers?

 

[H-SF]

Surely this will get announced in next two or so hours if it is indeed getting announced today

 

[Luxspur]

Best ball recoverer in the world, sounds like something we need every time Sissoko shoots... new level of ball boy skills required for that. Most expensive ball boy transfer in world football.
Seriously though, the kind of player we have needed for a while, good signing.

 

[philll]

It was all a giant ruse and we end up keeping KWP and signing Højbjerg for £3m (somehow... look I haven't thought this through ok?).

 

[Ionman34]

How long does it take to count how many legs he has? Longest medical ever.

Needs verification from VAR...

 

[Wig]

With Hojbjerg coming in nice and early, does anyone know when the players will be back for preseason training? I googled our preseason fixtures and saw that we kick off against Ipswich on the 22nd Aug... that's just 11 days' time! We can't be playing matches as soon as that surely??

 

[George94]

With Hojbjerg coming in nice and early, does anyone know when the players will be back for preseason training? I googled our preseason fixtures and saw that we kick off against Ipswich on the 22nd Aug... that's just 11 days' time! We can't be playing matches as soon as that surely??

Think the players are back on Monday

 

[carpediem991]

Waiting for kwp?

Have we seen Igi agreed with this?