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[Nice One Cyril]

Off topic I know , but I must say, as a Christian I do really dislike the Jesus jokes on here . I know it’s just meant as fun and I’m not trying to be someone that’s looking to be offended. I’m sure I’ll get plenty of dislikes for saying this ?

Why would you get dislikes for voicing an opinion?..., this is a forum so just post away, I for one won't judge you. ?

 

[McFlash]

Off topic I know , but I must say, as a Christian I do really dislike the Jesus jokes on here . I know it’s just meant as fun and I’m not trying to be someone that’s looking to be offended. I’m sure I’ll get plenty of dislikes for saying this ?

You're right to speak your mind and I credit you for that, so I'm not going to neg you or anything like that.

Personally, I'm about as far from being religious as one could be so while you may not like the jokes, they are just jokes. Not offensive in any way, just a play on words.

Religion, any religion shouldn't be off limits when it comes to humour and a gentle ribbing.


*if you are actually, properly offended by word play about a fictional character, I may be slightly more harsh in my response!

 

[ardiles]

Can someone get ValYid over here to clarify his post before this discussion goes on for the next 20 pages. ?

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

So Bissouma 25-30m, Bentancur 21.5m, Hojbjerg 15m and Skipp 0m
Man that's a top set of four CM for around the price of one Ndombele! [ICODE]Amazing.[/ICODE]

Off topic I know , but I must say, as a Christian I do really dislike the Jesus jokes on here . I know it’s just meant as fun and I’m not trying to be someone that’s looking to be offended. I’m sure I’ll get plenty of dislikes for saying this ?

You are entitled to express your view. However, if I was to express my view of the opinions and actions of some Christians, which they justify by reference to a god that I don’t believe in, and texts that were written a long time ago by, exclusively, men seeking power over other humans, I’d get thrown off this forum. Just saying…

 

[JCRD]

Do we need to Carol Vorderman in here to work this conundrum out!

Carol vorderman is always always welcome

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

You are entitled to express your view. However, if I was to express my view of the opinions and actions of some Christians, which they justify by reference to a god that I don’t believe in, and texts that were written a long time ago by, exclusively, men seeking power over other humans, I’d get thrown off this forum. Just saying…

I have no idea how Nayim’s post got into mine!

 

[GazzaB]

Gone all woke!.

 

[archiewasking]

So. Bissouma. Any updates??

 

[Ginola+Tonic]

Why is it that your solution is simple, and the alternative is overthinking? I could genuinely just as easily interpret it either of the 2 ways.

Because I got an A in maths once

 

[fletch82]

You're right to speak your mind and I credit you for that, so I'm not going to neg you or anything like that.

Personally, I'm about as far from being religious as one could be so while you may not like the jokes, they are just jokes. Not offensive in any way, just a play on words.

Religion, any religion shouldn't be off limits when it comes to humour and a gentle ribbing.


*if you are actually, properly offended by word play about a fictional character, I may be slightly more harsh in my response!

Now I'm a utter bastard outside of this forum and joke about literally anything/everything
I'm also not much of a religious person but ...

Fictional character ? Are you trying to say history is telling porkies ?

 

[GazzaB]

YB signing is such a good one, just with him coming in we can go from 343 to 3412 seamlessly. Sonny/ sub go up with kane.. really feel if... IF, we land JWP too wed be set with what we have and considering the 5 sub thing next year.

 

[he is you know!]

So. Bissouma. Any updates??

A big one, after his medical he went into a rant about the number of people on fan forums who can't be bothered to read threads, thereby answering their own questions..?

 

[carmeldevil]

Can someone get ValYid over here to clarify his post before this discussion goes on for the next 20 pages. ?

Any clarification will even muddle things further and contribute to another 20 pages.

 

[fletch82]

Any clarification will even muddle things further and contribute to another 20 pages.

Alas ti's the sc way ?

 

[ChaoticBeaver]

I think you’re wrong there mate

3 weeks to go

will it be another 3 in 3 weeks or 4…. Pretty simple really!!!

It’s not ITK to just say 3/4 more signings in 3 weeks, seems to just be throwing a number out there, however it might be ITK to say potentially a 4th signing this week we didn’t expect.

 

[spursfan77]

So, hate to change the subject, but it looks like a return to Funtime Friday tomorrow then. Haven’t had one of those for a while?

Looking forward to the reveal vid.

 

[dtxspurs]

It’s not ITK to just say 3/4 more signings in 3 weeks, seems to just be throwing a number out there, however it might be ITK to say potentially a 4th signing this week we didn’t expect.

Yeah, it’s hardly ground breaking knowledge.

 

[SandroClegane]

Off topic I know , but I must say, as a Christian I do really dislike the Jesus jokes on here . I know it’s just meant as fun and I’m not trying to be someone that’s looking to be offended. I’m sure I’ll get plenty of dislikes for saying this ?

As a former christian, once you realize the actual purpose of religion, the jokes get funnier.

Very excited for funtime Friday!

 

[JerryGarcia]

Holy Tabernacle of Saint Bissouma! This must be one of the strangest diversions of a player thread yet. So if anyone wants to join my Bissouma cult we gather at midnight for prayers followed by sandwiches and a séance by Derek Acorah.

 

[chelmyid]

It’s not ITK to just say 3/4 more signings in 3 weeks, seems to just be throwing a number out there, however it might be ITK to say potentially a 4th signing this week we didn’t expect.

I wasn’t suggesting it was itk or not to be honest - just explaining the content ??