Spurs on alert after receiving major tip off over striker's transfer availability

[Indisguise]

"TOTTENHAM manager Mauricio Pochettino has reportedly alerted chairman Daniel Levy to the availability of Argentina striker Jonathan Calleri, according to reports."

Read the full article at The Express

 

[Riandor]

On Alert?
Cue Thunderbirds music...

 

[greaves]

On Alert?
Cue Thunderbirds music...

Hmm. And joint-owned, hard to unpick.
Can I borrow your hair clip, Lady Parker?

 

[Danners9]

I've heard he's good but never seen him. Inter Milan heavily linked in January.

*runs off to YouTube for customary 'Welcome to Liverpool' compilation*

 

[Sweetsman]

Hmm. And joint-owned, hard to unpick.
Can I borrow your hair clip, Lady Parker?

Who the hell's Lady Parker? What version of Thunderbirds did you watch? It's Lady Penelope, and there was nothing going on between her and Parker!

 

[garryparkerschest]

Who the hell's Lady Parker? What version of Thunderbirds did you watch? It's Lady Penelope, and there was nothing going on between her and Parker!

I'm not sure. Parker would always get a 'woody' in her presence.

 

[Sweetsman]

I'm not sure. Parker would always get a 'woody' in her presence.

She had a thing going on with Pa Tracy. She knew how to pull all his strings.

 

[Japhet]

I've heard he's good but never seen him. Inter Milan heavily linked in January.

*runs off to YouTube for customary 'Welcome to Liverpool' compilation*

I'll expect you back any time now with an in depth appraisal as to whether he's a world beater or complete shit then.

 

[Indisguise]

Haven't we already got a Rabona specialist!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/sp...lleri-scores-outrageous-rabona-goal-Boca.html

 

[Japhet]

Haven't we already got a Rabona specialist!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/sport/video-1200185/Jonathan-Calleri-scores-outrageous-rabona-goal-Boca.html

Boners are better than lobs.

 

[guiltyparty]

I'm alert, why aren't you alert?

 

[talkshowhost86]

I love the idea of there being a big red light in Poch's office that suddenly starts going off.

Seeing this Poch turns to Paul Mitchell and shouts:

"Holy mother of Bielsa....it's the Calleri alarm! Quick....go and get my net."

 

[sherbornespurs]

Who the hell's Lady Parker? What version of Thunderbirds did you watch? It's Lady Penelope, and there was nothing going on between her and Parker!

You're obviously not familiar with the episode where her pink Rolls Royce (FAB1) broke down, Parker lifted the bonnet to the engine compartment and Lady P says "would you like a screwdriver?", and Parker says "Might as well M'lady, 'cos I can't fix the car".

 

[Spurger King]

"ALARRRRRM!!!"

 

[greaves]

Who the hell's Lady Parker? What version of Thunderbirds did you watch? It's Lady Penelope, and there was nothing going on between her and Parker!

Oops.

 

[Sweetsman]

"ALARRRRRM!!!"

Aha, a picture of Herr Klopp in the UB-Scouse.

 

[guiltyparty]

I love the idea of there being a big red light in Poch's office that suddenly starts going off.

Seeing this Poch turns to Paul Mitchell and shouts:

"Holy mother of Bielsa....it's the Calleri alarm! Quick....go and get my net."

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

Jesus H fucking Christ.

Why even post this fucking horseshit.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Who the hell's Lady Parker? What version of Thunderbirds did you watch? It's Lady Penelope, and there was nothing going on between her and Parker!

 

[Sweetsman]

Nooo! Lady Penelope is Noel's mum?