The Daily ITK Discussion Thread 2nd June

[shelfmonkey]

Its not bailey for 3 reasons I can see

Bailey was all set to join Chelsea for 70 million?

Then Bayern showed an interest and they were told €100M

We would not pay either fee or get anywhere near paying it.

Why is everyone so quick to think a cryptic is a positive news regards to a signing?

Could be something else like

I shot the Sherrif but didn’t shoot his deputy (Poch is off but he won’t be taking kane with him)

Or with the links to Sarri yesterday maybe poch has got wind and is pissed off we were happy to line up a replacement that quick?.

Could also mean

Poch has pissed Lewis off but not levy?.

Or it could simply mean A&C loves reggae music and Bob Marley isn’t dead

Well, you're a bundle of joy, aintcha?

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

This place is bound to liven up when everyone gets back from church

 

[Flashspur]

We've got to keep this suspense going with useless crap responses to the cryptic/s. Its almost as much fun as finding out the answer! Carry on lads!

Haven't had this much fun in years

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

For the sanity of posters thank the good Lord that he didn't give out 'Exodus' as a cryptic before the Goat's bleat on new contracts!

You’ve all heard the saying ‘society is only three meals away from total anarchy.’ Same applies to cryptics. It’s why the Mayans and Egyptians fell apart; their version of The Goat kept fucking them over with cryptic itk on their latest incomings

 

[Norvern Munkey]

This place is bound to liven up when everyone gets back from church

Just got back myself - didnt actually see the service as the water in the font started boiling over and i was asked to leave ..... maybe pulling out the missus' anal beads during the opening hymn was, on reflection, a bad move... still she harmonized her scream of "1 in 1 out" rather well to oh come all ye faithful... which was the ultimate irony because she did and im not.... oh and to keep on topic i hope its draxler for no good reason whatsoever

 

[TEESSIDE1]

A positive to take from cryptics is we tend to get them when we’re after a very good player whom will compete with the 1st team. Considering this summers ethos is to add ‘quality’, one would think the cryptic rules players such as Arp and albeit talented but nuts in Grealish. You’re then left with subject to fixed buy out clauses, players in the £30-50m range... barring Sissoko one would expect these type of players to strengthen us.

 

[coffers]

Sorry if already been posted or guessed but playing on the other suggestions of 1in 10 being letters in a name..John stONEs

 

[WorthATry]

Sorry if already been posted or guessed but playing on the other suggestions of 1in 10 being letters in a name..John stONEs

Weakening our defence wouldn't be my ideal transfer strategy.

 

[Gbspurs]

Re: the first cryptic there are some rumblings that we want to swap Dembele with Perisic of Inter.

This satisfies the 1 in, 1 out possibility but also 1 "in to" 10 could easily be swapped for 1 "inter" 10 meaning a player from inter... Straws?

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Just got back myself - didnt actually see the service as the water in the font started boiling over and i was asked to leave ..... maybe pulling out the missus' anal beads during the opening hymn was, on reflection, a bad move... still she harmonized her scream of "1 in 1 out" rather well to oh come all ye faithful... which was the ultimate irony because she did and im not.... oh and to keep on topic i hope its draxler for no good reason whatsoever

You’re not posting this stuff from prison, are you?

 

[Bcbud]

So grealish and bailey?

 

[Norvern Munkey]

You’re not posting this stuff from prison, are you?

The bars are there to keep the bad people out

 

[Lighty64]

For the sanity of posters thank the good Lord that he didn't give out 'Exodus' as a cryptic before the Goat's bleat on new contracts!

no that's the message he gives you as he is shafting your anal with the studded dildo, then waving bye, bye to your access

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

no that's the message he gives you as he is shafting your anal with the studded dildo, then waving bye, bye to your access

This place can be a little quirky at times

 

[dovahkiin]

hertyid: There is no chance of Poch leaving.

 

[leonspurs]

Yep. Bogies.

I hope the peasants have been amusing you with your cryptics, has anyone got remotely close or is it still bogies.

Nah, the ultimate anti climax is masturbating to several clips on pornhub waiting for the one that’s suitable for the big finale, then it’s 2 hours later and you’re still bashing but just can’t find the right one to finish to, so you go back to one you already saw that was decent enough but can’t quite remember where it was so your member starts becoming slightly flaccid but you manage to find it eventually and bring yourself off to the ultimate finish only for you to dribble pathetically down the side of your helm and you’re left with a red raw cock followed by an awkward piss that covers the toilet seat and surrounding floor.

Don't ever change

 

[ackie]

One in ten.
Ten players on loan. Only one will have new contract and is part of poch's plan?
Bloody cryptic... can't even sleep.
Apologies if you all already have right answer. I DON'T!

 

[hugrr]

I hope the peasants have been amusing you with your cryptics, has anyone got remotely close or is it still bogies.


Don't ever change

The only link I can muster for Bogies, is Dick & Dom in da Bungalow.

 

[Roynie]

I hope the peasants have been amusing you with your cryptics, has anyone got remotely close or is it still bogies.


Don't ever change

Yes. I think it was A&C who said that someone got it, but as the ITK said, they will offer the solution "when the time comes"!

 

[samsonlevi]

hertyid: There is no chance of Poch leaving.

Great news. I do hope that this is a joint decision from Poch and Spurs. And that therefore Poch is more than happy to stay and won’t be resentful or hold any grudges towards us for not ‘letting him go’ if he did in fact want to go if he could.

I actually expect that he was and is more than happy to stay. Just hope I am right.