- Feb 1, 2005
- 55,619
- 205,295
- Admin
- #1
Good morning everyone.
Here's a new thread for you, all cleaned up and shiny like a Bill_Oddie's pert buttocks as he pulls on his pantyhose in preperation for another wild friday night out on the town with the 'boys'.
When my daughter was a kiddie, I asked her, 'What noise does a cat make?'
'Miaow!'
'Excellent, but do you know what noise a dog makes?'
'Woof woof!'
'That's right! Now tell me what noise a cow makes'
'A&C, if you even think about going out to that fucking pub with your mates then you can forget about having a fucking dinner tonight'
That's my girl.
Last edited: