Yorkville Spur
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Any hint that Hugo is staying is welcome to me.
The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - How to Make ITK Exciting - 24th June 2014
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dagraham
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Morning tards. One hopes this is a more acceptable way of parting with the more mundane ITK?
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The car sped down the road with at least 30 police cars and several helicopters chasing it, The Goat laughed with reckless abandon as he mounted the pavement, forcing shoppers to scatter left and right to avoid being run over. He didn't need to mount the pavement but he'd seen it done in the fillums and thought it'd be a giggle.
Suddenly a burst of machine gun fire burst his tyres sending the car spinning over and over and over until it finally came to rest against a petrol tanker. Dazed, The Goat managed to drag himself out of the burning car and as the realisation hit him that it was about to explode he ran as hard as he could as the car exploded, sending the petrol tanker flying before it too exploded. The force of the resulting explosion sent him flying through the air and as he landed on the bonnet of a car he rolled off, landing on his feet. The Goat reached behind his neck and drew a great big samurai sword. Ha! He took the classic stance as he watched 500 policemen crouched behind their cars all taking aim at him.
They started firing and The Goat whirled around like a twisty whirly thing, deflecting bullets with the blade of his sword until the firing stopped. As the smoke from their guns cleared The Goat kicked a passing old lady up the chuff and stole a pump action shotgun from out of her trolley.
He took aim at one of the police cars and Bang! he sent a slug straight into its petrol tank, causing a massive chain of explosions as each car in turn went up in flames. The Goat then stole a kids chopper which had conveniently been left leaning against a wall and cycled off as fast as he could. As he was furiously pedalling a Limo pulled alongside it's rear window slowly slid open and Roger Moore stuck his head out, raised an eyebrow and gave him a thumbs up as the Limo took a sharp left just in time to avoid the flow of Lava from a nearby volcano which had erupted 5 minutes earlier.
Just in time, The Goat saw the lava and activated a jet pack which was strapped to his back and soared into the air. As he hovered above what he realised was the steelworks holding up the new stadium, he threw a handful of grenades at it and smiled as he sped off with 349 helicopters in pursuit. All of a sudden he felt a burning sensation in his lower left buttock as the rat-a-tat of a machine gun echoed through the air. A stealth fighter had given him a burst from long range and one of the bullets had hit tthe jetpack and lodged itself in his arse.
"Oh shit" was the last thing that went through his mind as the jetlack spluttered and coughed, finally dying in a plume of smoke, sending him hurtling toward the ground. That day The Goat had the luck of the seven blind bastards however as he landed on a bouncy castle, on the third bounce he missed the bouncy castle and landed on the pavement, knocking him out cold.
Some while later he came to. He was strapped to a table with a very powerful bright light pointed at his face. A police officer read him his rights as two detectives entered the room and sat at the table. One reached over and switched on the tape recorder, the other slid a packet of marlboro light and a lighter across to him.
"You put up a good fight Goat……..But out with it, what's your information?"
The Goat lit a ciggie, puffed a few O rings into the cozzers face, smiled and said
"We're after a centre half"
Meh. Not nearly exciting enough A & C. There aren't even any midgets in it for Christ sake.
CowInAComa
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i'll believe Hugo is staying when he is picking the ball out of the net at West Ham.
The transfer window isn't closed by then.
CowInAComa
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absolute bobbins
Am Yisrael Chai
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Trix added a little more, does this sound like him?
Oh and there is no link to us, just that he's a hot property for agents who would like to sign him up
TottenhamMattSpur
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Hopefully he's not English.
montylynch
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Got to be Simon Dawkins.....
BringBack_leGin
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Can't make any sense of that. Anybody have any clue?
carpediem991
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He wouldn`t refer Black to skin colour would he?
Nathan Redmond and Dexter Blackstock. Solved
Nathan Redmond and Dexter Blackstock. Solved
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First choice, I would guess, is Lovren.
Second choice is Rojo (Red).
Moreno means Brown, not Black, so I'm stuck on that one for now.
Second choice is Rojo (Red).
Moreno means Brown, not Black, so I'm stuck on that one for now.
carpediem991
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I hate them too, but thought you might want to exercise your brain while watching England
THFCSPURS19
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If we don't work it out will you tell us the meaning of it or will you torture us.I hate them too, but thought you might want to exercise your brain while watching England
Just a quick question: It is Messi, isn't it?
Chris12
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Watching England is exercising your brainI hate them too, but thought you might want to exercise your brain while watching England
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